What your P. M. has been up in his spare time at the big U. N. hoe-down.We suppose what w/ Yankee cultural imperialism (Hey, at least we're good at making LCD* drivel for the whole world.) this may be easily available, if not ubiquitous, down there, but in case it's been censored, or the tape didn't survive the grueling trip ...
* Not Liquid Crystal Display.
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I hear the toilets work in reverse down there and the water comes out in a torrent and knocks you down and there's shit everywhere.
Kind of makes me wonder.
Look I didn't vote for him and his lame arse party. I don't think he did himself many favours there, but he is soooo innocuous that he will remain popular.
Now, why wasn't he on The Daily Show?
Travel Editor Swears:
Hey, no one accused anyone of voting for anything! (Not the sort of accusation we make lightly.) Just wanted to be sure you knew what he was up to.
He is innocuous, aw-reet.
But what's he doing about the toilet troubles?
Sorry for the accusatory note of my last post. But it needs to be made clear, "It's not my fault!!!"
Hey youse guys said "toilets" that's very kind. The issue remains unresolved however as the basic gravitational situation has not changed. Scientists are working on the problem and have so far produced a cat with buttered toast glued to it's back but harnessing the energy produced by this apparatus may prove difficult to transfer to the ablutions room.
An interrum measure involving bolting gymnastic Rings equipment to the ceiling to give the ejected toilet users something to hold on to, is being tried. But this does not solve the fecal coating of the Smallest Room walls. It is envisaged that some sort of lunchwrap material could be used as a full room envelopment system but this may lead to toxic gas build up in the Thunder House.
Prime Minister John Key said he "didn't have a clue about that all but did youse see me on the Tee Vee with that Postman Guy. Teh funny eh?"
Falling Feline Editor Imagines:
The cats must be spinning like tops.
Nice euphemisms. "Smallest Room." Heh heh.
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