Sunday, September 27, 2009
Pope Benedict XVI Communes W/ His Flock
Doesn't Dracula always have spiders, snakes, rats & the like crawling over him? Frankly, we're a more than a bit surprised there are no cobwebs coming out of His Satanic Majesty's ears. We suppose that thing on his cheek is just the corruption of Catholicism oozing from him. Ah, the gift of mystery.
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There is a joke that ties this in with The Lord of the Flies but I am too simple to make it.
Also me and theology are nodding acquaintances at the very best
Is the spider an ass-rapist? If so then the pope's cool with that.
Arachnid-Ignorant Editor Asks:
Do spiders even have assholes?
(We know the Catholic Church does.)
Do spiders even have assholes?
Depends on whether the cannibalism went as planned.
Long Pig Editor (Again!):
We've never had any cannibalism that didn't go as planned. Once they're in our pot, they don't escape.
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