Animal Rights Now!!

If the noble beast who liberated a chew-toy for itself is ever caught by the forces of repression, we demand he or she be given an attorney & a trial by a jury of his or her peers.

MURRAY, Utah -- A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist -- in the pet food aisle. Surveillance video at a supermarket in a Salt Lake City suburb caught a dog shoplifting, KSL-TV reported Wednesday.The video showed the dog walking in the front door of Smith's Food & Drug in Murray, and heading straight to Aisle 16, the pet food aisle, where it grabbed a bone worth $2.79. The thief wasn't even perturbed by a face-to-face confrontation with store manager Roger Adamson. "I looked at him. I said 'Drop it!"' Adamson said. "He looked at me, and I looked at him, and he ran for the door and away he went, right out the front door." (Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)