"Ring Of Fire," And We Don't Mean Johnny Cash

Quake in Indonesia. Japan, Cali, Hawai'i, Peru, now this. Is the "Ring O' Fire" about to go off on us? Is your water heater strapped to the wall? 'Cause if it is, Just Another Blog™ will be over for your water. At gunpoint. (Just kidding. The L. A. County Sheriff's Dep't. took it our weapon away last yr. Doesn't mean we're not still dangerous though.)