Fred "Teletubby" Thompson Pimps for Con Man, and Other Mean Things About The Bloated Toad & His Stripper-Lookin' Wife

I'm sure this & the other images are © somebody, but who cares? (Not I.)

"Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud. Daughter or wife?" (Could be Britney, for that matter.)

Mrs. Mittens would be stoned to death by an angry mob of Mormons for dressing like this:

Well, looks like Jabba the Slut, already known to be a pathetically typical phony politician & lobbyist, is up to the usual tricks of the trade, pimping for a con man who advertises on the ABC Radio network. (What the fuck is wrong with "our" country that people like Robert J. Maynard Jr. are walking around? They're crooks, and should be imprisoned. "Oh, excessive regulation, blah, blah blah," whine the usual right wing whiners.)

From The New York Observer:

His “elder statesman” screen persona
obscures the fact he
is the most inexperienced of the major G.O.P.
contenders, with seven dimly
remembered years as U.S. Senator, no area of
expertise, no executive experience and no major legislative achievements bearing his
name.

"Does Jeri work the pole?" (W/ swell picture. Jeri is his Mrs., seen above.)

Lotta swell links for this one.

From the horse's assmouth:

Kidnapping and hostage-taking have been the hallmark of this regime since it came into power.

One might think the Teletubby was referring to, oh, I don't know, the Bush regime? But one would be wrong.