Friday Mucus MembraneMusic Mumble

Just Another Blog™ is pretty damn sure sure this is © by some corporate entity, but we liberated it from a Spanish typing website, which had no obvious credit, so we'll just lay it off on them.
The idiots who listen to their "music" via mp3s through teeny tiny earbuds from their ipods like to put a random "shuffle" of ten items on their "web logs" each Friday, basically because they are pathetic consumerist sheep who want all culture predigested so they don't have to smell it or chew it before it goes down, and, we guess, because in the world of wage-slavery "Friday" means massa has let them have a whole two days in a row away from the cotton fields, so thay can drink enough to have a serious hangover the next morning or early afternoon, in an ultimately futile attempt to forget they are chattel. In a sheepish attempt to be like all the other bloggers, here are ten tunes chosen @ random from the piles of vinyl lying all over the floor here @ the House of Bouffant:

• "Clams Are Groovy" - Beachcomber Bob


• "Bombs Away" - London Terror Plot


• "Love Me, Love My Enema Bag" - English Frank (R. I. P.)


• "What's Your Fucking Problem, Asshole?" - D. Donny Douchebag


• "Concentration Camp Victim" - Hogan's Heroes


• "You Suck, I Hate You, Please Die" - Apartment House & The Salesmen


• "What's A Girl Like You Doing In A Place Like This?" - Fester Plank


• "Why?" - The Phone Books


• "Donkey Scrotum & Saran Wrap" - The Fugs


• "Anal Action" - Scum & The Bags


• Bonus Track: "Showbiz Lice" - Nation Of Sheep

Now there's some motherfucking music!!!