Saturday, July 7, 2012

SCOTUS Wkly. Wrap-Up:
"Fuck You. War."

The official SCOTUS isn't doing diddly this wk.; what's its most public spouse* up to?
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Just giving it away, apparently.Oh yes she did. Because knowing how people respond to questions about this fucking oafis as good a litmus test as any, we suppose.

Ooops! (This happens when we don't listen to the entirety of the droning. Coulda been finished by now.) The idea of "Leaders w/ Ginni Thomas" eliciting accloades to Breitbart was amusing enough, & reinforced by the shortened transcript at Tucker's Caller. Then we clicked play as we were embedding & assembling this drivel, & heard that, among other fantasies, author Thor wants to drive the "hard institutional left" into the sea.Per Thor, Breitbart iwas "our version of George Washington." (We kid you not. He said that. For posterity. At [2:30].) We can only imagine Brad sees himself as the Tea Party General Sherman, pushing the liberal lemmings from their elitist coastal enclaves. Because (hard, institutional) lefties have said bad things about talk-radio hosts & Michele Bachmann.

Best for last: Breitbart makes a ghost appearance w/ Brad Thor, to recite the Breitbart mantra: "FUCK YOU. WAR." Honest. You were warned, workers.
*Our memory is short, the socio-political culture changes, can't be arsed &c., but has there ever been a Supreme Spouse as public as Ms. Thomas? (She seldom actually shows on these little Q&As, almost as if her upper torso were 'phoning it in. Nice work if you can get it.) More fun to ask: Will she end up in a Martha Mitchell stylee?

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Silly times require silly people.
~

mikey said...

They do not seem to realize that at this point much of the institutional left can no longer GET hard.

Or perhaps they do, but it's much more difficult to frighten the rubes with the threat of the flaccid institutional left...

Weird Dave said...

Hey Brad:

I've been told worse off by better people than you, so go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
Go take a flying fuck at the moooooooon.

Anonymous said...

That was funny when Vonnegut wrote it.