How Long, How Long?

Earlier begging for disaster aside, we really can't wait for the Grand Offal Party's Tampa convention. If total buffoon Romney (Now being considered semi-autistic by two separate sources, one of them highly respected.) continues performing as he did in London today the whole world may be watching something similar to the convention the other party held in Chicago in the halcyon days of 1968.

We can imagine pitched battles in the streets involving bloated Tea Party loons on their diabetes scooters, collegiate idiot Ron Paul supporters (who at least will be able to stand for more than ten minutes) & the other usual gangs of idiots that populate the Republican Party, who, unlike Chicago '68, will be packing heat & relying on Florida's infamous "stand your ground" law to stretch their whitesnakes just a silly millimeter longer. All wildly amusing of course, untilha, who are we kidding, e-fucking-specially amusing when someone gets hurt. No one is innocent, so there will be no innocent bystanders about whom to pretend we give a flying fuck.

The best result would be the first rejection of a "presumptive nominee" since whenever the hell the nominating process began to include the actual voted wishes of the party members, & his replacement by an even greater buffoon. Of whom there are many to choose.

Our curiosity extends to whether they will attempt to salt the hall w/ non-honkies, New York 2004-style. Or was it wherever they held it in 2000? We remember how funny that was, either yr. Our guess is that this go-round they'll be packing the hall w/ as many Anglo-Saxons as they can rustle up, & we bet you know why.