Number of times Ann Coulter runs a hoof through her mane in an effort to get it out of her eyes: Four, in six minutes.And does anyone out there have any before & after photographic evidence of when she had those vacant soulless peepers tucked & rolled?
4 comments:
I was hoping for a Neal Horsley post!
Somewhat Mulish Himself Editor:
Is this close enough?
I thought M.B. had gone horseback riding, and took pictures!
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Equine Editor:
No horsing around since 1973, when the horse we were on tried to run under a low branch & knock us off. Didn't work.
Didn't put us off horses either, just haven't been since 'cause we're cheap, lazy & no one's ever suggested it.
(We wonder if Ann C. would try to throw us.)
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