Wednesday, July 4, 2012

More Fucking Lies About "America"

That teary-eyed eagle doesn't sound like that, & is probably of the female persuasion.

Representation recently acquired from illustrations of the last refuge of scoundrels (1540PDT).
Is your manhood threatened, patriot? Grab that gun a little tighter, pin-dick. Squeeze it hard.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You should hear the flock of ravens around here.

They'd make Edgar Allan proud.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

Carrion eaters. My strongest memory of a bald eagle is one swiping the spine of a gutted salmon from a docked boat and flying to the top of a lamppost to gnaw what leftover goo remained on the bones.

That's the kind of stick-to-itiveness that America needs.

M. Bouffant said...

Fairness Doctrine Editor:
Was it a Canadian bird?

Either way, those poor maligned eagles probably didn't do that sort of thing before humans starting leaving carcasses all over the place. (A practice that probably won't last much longer, as the USofA will be begging for goo to gnaw soon enough.)

Just crows down here in the South. Not much for screeching.

Weird Dave said...

Goldens are much cooler birds. True predators as opposed to Balds which really are scavengers.

And don't you have vultures in L.A.?

Substance McGravitas said...

Either way, those poor maligned eagles probably didn't do that sort of thing before humans starting leaving carcasses all over the place.

It was the Canadian west coast. There's, like, a billion nature units within reach and the eagle liked garbage. And so it is for other bald eagles.

M. Bouffant said...

Bottom-Feeding Editor:
Would you over-achieving, producing job-holders stop demonizing the more relaxed species, like us? Sheesh.

M. Bouffant said...

Outdoors Editor:
L.A.'s vultures are metaphoric, far as we know.

The packs of wild dogs freely roaming the streets would beat vultures to the carrion anyway.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.