Monday, December 15, 2008

One Step Closer, or "One Step Beyond?"

Your tax dollars at work: The VoA advises the world that former Ill. Sen. Obama is the officially official President-elect.
Several weeks after the presidential election popular vote, presidential electors meet in the various state capitals and officially cast their ballots, as required by the U.S. Constitution. [...] The results from the Electoral College voting will be reported to the new Congress in early January prior to Mr. Obama taking the oath of office on January 20.
Now there is but one place that the hidden truth of the former Sen.'s birth may be used against him. Unless, of course, the predictions of the Parowan Prophet come to pass:
Riots in the United States will begin before Christmas as a result of Barack Obama winning the presidential election. The old, hard-line Soviet guard will jump on the opportunity and nuke us, killing 100 million people or more.
Do not lose heart, comrades. Our Stalinist brothers in the Kremlin will not nuke us, & AmeriKKKa will have its first Masked Marxist president. (Remember, he's "black," too.)

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