Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Florida Man Heads For Texas Border

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis:
Governor Ron DeSantis: “Florida is Sending Help to Texas to Secure the Southern Border”  —  TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Today, Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida stands ready to help defend the southern border and is deploying assets to aid Texas' border security crisis.
Next: Invasion?

M*A*S*H It Up!

Web-Log We Like Makes Big Time
Or Something

Colby Hall / Mediaite:
'Come ON!'  Joe Scarborough Laughs at James Comer Losing Biden Informant His ‘Entire Charade Was Built On’  —  Joe Scarborough could not contain his laughter after viewing a clip of Rep. James Comer admitting that his investigation into the Biden family's alleged “influence peddling” …

How Much Longer For Giuliani?

Lock. Him. Up!

Not just sex crimes, but now he & his pal defraud the United Snakes, obstruct justice &/or gov't. functions or whatever.
Andrew Feinberg / The Independent:
Rudy Giuliani said he and Trump were selling pardons for $2m apiece, ex-aide claims  —  Mr Giuliani reportedly claimed he would split the $2 million fee with then-president Donald Trump  —  A former aide to former Trump attorney Rudolph Giuliani says he told her the ex-New York City mayor … 
Maybe think a little more about what the hell you're doing w/ your wretched Viagra®-infused pecker & not at all about Nancy Pelosi & Jewish genitalia, degenerate scumbag.

Monday, May 15, 2023

Rudy G., The Mayor Of Viagra Village

He's A Pig

Pilar Melendez / The Daily Beast:
Harassment Suit Against Rudy Giuliani Full of Graphic Allegations  —  A New York woman says the ex-mayor sexually harassed her while she was working for him—claims he previously denied.  —  A woman who accused Rudy Giuliani of sexual harassment has filed a 70-page complaint in New York Supreme Court …
"Every desire is hidden away, in a drawer in a desk by a Naugahyde® chair ..."

Sunday, May 14, 2023

Serious Policy Initiatives From An Intellectual Giant

"Eating cat food out of a can and living in a tent behind an Outback” is the new Republican plan for Social Security.
Ramon Antonio Vargas / The Guardian:
US senator denounced as ‘profoundly ignorant man’ over remarks on Mexico  —  John Kennedy's comments about Mexicans ‘eating cat food’ came as he urged the US military to enter country to ‘stop the cartels’  —  Mexicans “would be eating cat food out of a can and living in a tent behind an Outback” Steakhouse restaurant if it were not for their nation’s proximity to the US, and their country should be invaded because of the presence of drug cartels there, the US senator John Neely Kennedy said.
Fuck you in the mouth, ignorant trash. "Ignorant trash" including the majority of voters in the State of Louisiana, no paradise itself.
Worse than I expected. "Whatta shithole", to coin a phrase.

After Six Yrs., I'm Still Waiting ...

... For That Cup Of Coffee

Maybe I should stop holding my breath, & realize that virtually every sack of meat on this fucking planet is an empty, soul-less, money-grubbing shit. I never once panhandled when I was "unhoused", yet it's 24/7 on the fucking iNternet. Here's a clue: If you can't support yourelf by advertising alone, give up!! You're not giving the suckers what they want or need.
Tired of being cheated, too. By inflation (corporate greed) & everybody the fuck else.

A Great Weight Has Been Lifted

Mother is only half a word.

Friday, May 12, 2023

Good News For Modern Man

You know that sissy stuff Jesus said about not hitting back or something? History. There's a new Jesus in town, & he's not screwing around:
They are correct: He is indeed a MAGA pastor, not in any way a Christian pastor.

Title explained, for those too young to know any better.

War On Women Gets Hot; "Karma"?

It's this guy again:

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson said mass shootings are “karma” for allowing abortion

Are Xians even supposed to believe in karma? And is this somehow connected?
Kylie Cheung / Jezebel:
A 22-Year-Old Texas Man Fatally Shot His Partner for Traveling to Get an Abortion  —  Harold Thompson choked and then murdered his partner, Gabriella Gonzalez, in a parking lot in Dallas the day she returned from having an abortion in Colorado.  —  A Texas man, 22, was arrested on Wednesday evening …
Another grim question: Will Texas Goobernator Abott offer to pardon this murderer?

Compromising Centrist Shitheels Continue Lying

No Labels, No Ideas, No Ethics Either

Eric Russell / Press Herald:
Group trying to gain official party status warned against misleading voters  —  Maine's secretary of state has sent a cease-and-desist letter to national organization No Labels, expressing concerns that it has confused voters who think they are signing a petition but instead are enrolling in a new party.
How does one split the difference w/ Nazis? Let 'em kill half the Jews? 

Stay the hell out of the middle of the road!

"Not Necessarily Stoned ..."

Probably won't tomorrow either.

Friday Finger

Mr. Henry Rollins would very much appreciate it if you would
get right the fuck off his lawn, you rotten little bastards.

Today's Exercise In Effluvia

All downhill, faster & faster ...

Friday Fifty Yr. Freak Out

Jesus Wept

A real piece of work here.
Republican front-runner for North Carolina governor attacked Civil Rights Movement: ‘So many freedoms were lost’  —  North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson, the state's first Black lieutenant governor and the GOP front-runner for the 2024 gubernatorial race, repeatedly lambasted the “so-called” 1960s Civil Rights Movement, lamenting that “so many freedoms were lost during the civil rights movement.” 

In a CNN KFile review of his media appearances over the last five years, Robinson baselessly claimed that the Civil Rights Movement was a communist plot to “subvert capitalism” and used “to subvert free choice and where you go to school and things like that.”

“So many things were lost during the Civil Rights Movement. So many freedoms were lost during the Civil Rights Movement. They shouldn’t have been lost,” Robinson said in a March 2018 podcast episode.

Robinson made many of the comments on the podcast “Politics and Prophecy” with host Chris Levels on Freedomizer Radio, a station whose slogan says “Freedomists Freedomizing Freedom.” Levels is a conspiracy theorist who has shared 9/11 truther posts on Facebook, called the Olympics an illuminati event from Satan and shared posts saying Jews control nearly everything in society. 

[...]

“You talk about the sit-in movement. We’re in a free market system. So we’ve got a place called Woolworth in Greensboro that won’t serve Blacks at the lunch counter. What do you do? You go down there and you sit at the lunch counter and you demand for these people to take your money. How crazy is that?” said Robinson in March 2018.

“That’s not what you do in a free market system. What you do in a free market system is you just say, ‘Hey guys, these guys don’t treat people fair. Do not eat here.’”

“A place where everybody can eat and let’s see who does the best. That’s what you do in a free market system. You don’t force these guys to take your – sit there and you know, ‘You’re gonna take my money. You’re gonna take my money. I’m gonna enrich you whether you like it or not,’” he said, adopting a silly voice. “That’s a ridiculous premise. You know, and I’ve always argued that. But it goes hand-in-hand with that whole thing of, uh, communists and socialists slowly pulling the rug out from underneath capitalism and free choice and the free market.”
That is one hell of a justification for segregation.

Thursday, May 11, 2023

Everything Is Awful & I Am Bored
Beyond All Rational Belief

Make This Horrid World Of Shit, Pain
& Death Go Away!

A different death cult:

No, Send Me Money!!

They make me work seven days a wk.!! Even chattel slaves got one day off a wk. You can bet your ass that none of this money "for the staff" will make it to me, considering I haven't gotten S-H-I-T from them for six long yrs. The fucking nerve.