Good News For Modern Man

You know that sissy stuff Jesus said about not hitting back or something? History. There's a new Jesus in town, & he's not screwing around:

Jesus: "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."

MAGA pastor Mark Burns, declaring "war on the transgender agenda": "When they smack you in the face, you smack them back two times harder." pic.twitter.com/gtQitcCT58

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 12, 2023

They are correct: He is indeed a MAGA pastor, not in any way a Christian pastor.

Title explained, for those too young to know any better.