Tuesday, December 31, 2024
Just Another Night (To Cry)
Monday, December 30, 2024
Texas Cares A Lot Too
Texas Governor Greg Abbott listens as former President Donald Trump speaks near an unfinished section of the border wall in Pharr, Texas, on June 30th. Photograph by Brandon Bell / Getty |
Jesus, Emily "Dessert" Topping, how can you forget the fucking verb? Apparently you type for a Texas site, but that's no damn excuse. Is everyone who works there blind? Fucking dumb-ass illiterate young people. You have no right to inherit my country.Ben Sawyers / WFAA-TV:Texas Gov. Greg Abbott mistakenly sends condolences to late Rosalynn Carter after Jimmy Carter's passing — Abbott sent condolences to the Carter family, and specifically extended prayers to Rosalynn Carter, who died in 2023. — AUSTIN, Texas — After former president Jimmy Carter died at 100 years old …Emily Topping / lonestarlive.com: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott sends condolences to Jimmy Carter's wife, who died over [sic] year agoBrian Niemietz / New York Daily News: Texas Gov. Abbott sends condolences to Jimmy Carter's late wifeRamon Antonio Vargas / The Guardian: Greg Abbott sent condolences to Jimmy Carter's wife - who had been dead a yearGeoff Earle / Daily Mail: Governor Abbott mocked for his Jimmy Carter tribute
Did Somebody Die?
Memento mori. |
Sunday, December 29, 2024
Gaza Gentrification Up-Date
& no one has a job, money or a place to live. And the sheep will say, "At least I'm better off than those dirty Palestinians."
Living The Good Life Well
How Do We Know They Weren't
The Police?
Do any of these people look as if they can be trusted? |
"Impersonating". Sure. Whatever you say, copper.Three men dressed in “police-style” uniforms and apparently posing as law enforcement robbed a Koreatown apartment early Saturday morning, according to the LAPD.The men, joined by a fourth accomplice, took an unspecified amount of cash and jewelry from a residence on the 3100 block of Wilshire Boulevard and committed an assault at around 2:40 a.m., police said.
LAPD Officer Drake Madison said three of the thieves wore black ski masks and “all-black police-style uniforms” and the fourth wore a grey hooded sweatshirt. At least one carried a black semiautomatic handgun, Madison said.
The thieves, who Madison said took a “large sum” of cash and jewelry, fled the scene after the assault and robbery.
When police and paramedics arrived, the assault victim declined an offer to take an ambulance to the hospital, Madison said.
The incident is not the first in which criminals have recently wore [sic] clothing similar to that of law enforcement officials during crimes. In June, police said two men pretended to [sic] U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, including using fake badges, to gain access to homes in Anaheim before robbing Latino residents.
*Not that anything the L.A. Times spews should necessarily be believed either, 'though this would appear to be pure stenography, w/ just a touch of illiteracy.
Saturday, December 28, 2024
Friday, December 27, 2024
Immigration? Hah! Put The Blame Where It Belongs, On The Landlords!
Few things sadder than a furnished apartment. |
How long until the Trumpvilles start appearing? And when will the first landlord be lynched? String 'em all up!!Michael Casey / Associated Press:
US homelessness up 18% as affordable housing remains out of reach for many people — The United States saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, a dramatic rise driven mostly by a lack of affordable housing as well as devastating natural disasters and a surge of migrants in several parts …HUD.gov: HUD Releases January 2024 Point-In-Time Count ReportDavid Strom / HotAir: Homelessness Soared 18% in 2024 — During the campaign, we were assured that the United States …Victoria Guida / Politico: HUD: Homelessness surged in 2023Nick Pope / Daily Caller News Foundation: Biden Admin Partially Blames Immigration Surge For Massive Spike In Homelessness
Hebrews & Hindus Have At It Over "Mediocre America"
The "Golden Age" (Of Shit) Is On Its Way!
Why do these hate-crazed nitwits hate America so? Not for most of the right reasons, that's for damn sure. (This reporter will be the first to agree that most Murkins are stupid mediocrities.) Anyway, I have an excellent idea of the exact countries to which these shitheels should be sent the very instant their citizenship is revoked. I mean, were Ramalamadingdong's parental units even legal residents? It's claimed he was born in Ohio, but is that even a state? Let's see that birf surf-i-ticket too. As far as Loomer, no Wiki info on the shithole from which her parents immigrated, so who knows. Whatcha hidin', Laura?"'90s sitcoms". Really? Really.Justin Baragona / The Independent:‘Should MAGA stay home in 2026?’ Laura Loomer wages ‘racist’ war against ‘tech bros’ over Indian migrants — The far-right provocateur is taking aim at Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy over their support of highly skilled workers from India, claiming that the country's residents have a low IQ …Naomi LaChance / Rolling Stone: Musk, Ramaswamy Face MAGA Uproar After Saying Tech Firms Need Foreign WorkersGriffin Eckstein / Salon: “Dire shortage”: Elon Musk sparks MAGA backlash after calling for more immigrant workersHafiz Rashid / New Republic:
MAGA in Total Mayhem as Laura Loomer Goes to War With Elon MuskMatthew Chapman / Raw Story: ‘We voted for Trump, not you’: MAGA ally escalates fight with Elon MuskJulia Shapero / The Hill:
Musk, Ramaswamy defend Silicon Valley's foreign-born hiresKelby Vera / HuffPost: Vivek Ramaswamy's Read On American ‘Mediocrity’ Sparks Conservative Immigration SkirmishIsrapundit: Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy and the Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Group Continue Lambasting Americans While Advocating for Expanded Foreign Worker VisasEmily Hallas / Washington Examiner: Vivek Ramaswamy claims American culture has championed ‘mediocrity over excellence’ for too longDigby / Digby's Hullabaloo: Elon vs MAGA?Fox Business: Elon Musk combats anti-immigration sentiment in posts decrying ‘dire shortage’ of tech talentBrad Reed / Raw Story: Elon Musk followers turn on him after he backs importing ‘super talented engineers’Malcolm Ferguson / New Republic: Elon Musk's Biggest Fans Turn Against Him Over Immigration
Right. Please explain how shallow Trump prefers math champs & valedictorians (Which he couldn't spell.) to large-breasted hoors & "big strong men". Wake up indeed. Good advice for everyone.Vivek Ramaswamy, one of the leaders of the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) initiative, blamed a series of 1990s TV sitcoms for what he saw as a decline in U.S. dynamism in science and technology, leading tech companies to hire more qualified foreign-born and first-generation workers over their mentally lazy American counterparts.“A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers,” he wrote in a post on X.
“A culture that venerates Cory from Boy Meets World or Zach & Slater over Screech in Saved by the Bell, or ‘Stefan’ over Steve Urkel in Family Matters will not produce the best engineers,” he noted.
Ramaswamy, who himself is the child of immigrants to the U.S., argued that the nation needs a new “Sputnik moment” to spur domestic advancement in science and technology.
“We’ve awaken from slumber before & we can do it again,” Ramaswamy added. “Trump’s election hopefully marks the beginning of a new golden era in America, but only if our culture fully wakes up.”
"Still I'am Henging On"
America Circles The Drain
Will this be known as the Era of Good & Hard, as this confused nation goes from being the envy of the world to being the world's equivalent of Alabama, Louisiana or Mississippi?We’re Already Seeing Signs That
Trump Is Tanking the EconomyYour stock portfolio may grow. But say goodbye to next year’s raise—and maybe even your job.
Thursday, December 26, 2024
Wednesday, December 25, 2024
Turns Out There Ain't Even An Evening Stage
Wednesday Wassail
Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Non-Stop Bullshit
NB: This jolly old elf's another lie for the suckers. |
Eff You & Jesus Too
They do spread it thickly, don't they, & all over everything, like infants w/ peanut butter.NFL players who use platform to share their faith say it’s their duty to spread their love for Jesus
Monday, December 23, 2024
Surf's Up, Suckwads!
High surf advisory means 'barrels' of fun in Seal Beach
or ho-dads, "expert surfers" only, sez LAist.
Ho Ho Ho, You're All Whores,
'Cept For The Pimps & Tricks
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and give my dick a big bite"
Sunday, December 22, 2024
Arbeit Macht Frei, Part II
Louisiana often holds inmates past their release date, DOJ lawsuit claims
Everything Old Is New Again!
Nothing to see here, just that awful Biden administration daring to pursue justice for people w/o money or power. Not to worry, won't be any more of that under corporate rule. Not even after this starts happening to honkies & crackers too. Also coming soon: Debtors' prison. ++schadenfreude!In a joint statement provided to The Associated Press, Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry and state Attorney General Liz Murrill blamed the problem on the “failed criminal justice reforms” advanced by “the past administration.”“This past year, we have taken significant action to keep Louisianans safe and ensure those who commit the crime, also do the time,” the statement reads. “The State of Louisiana is committed to preserving the constitutional rights of Louisiana citizens.”
The Republican state officials also characterized the effort as a last-ditch lawsuit by outgoing President Joe Biden, reasoning that the incoming administration of Donald Trump would not have allowed the case to be filed.
Advocates have repeatedly challenged the conditions in Louisiana’s prison system, which includes the country’s largest maximum-security prison, known as Angola, where incarcerated individuals toil under the blazing sun picking vegetables by hand at what was once a slave plantation".
Arbeit Macht Frei, 2024
None Dare Call It Slavery
Time to starve the middle & upper classes!Prisoners in the US are part of a hidden workforce linked to hundreds of popular food brands
Also: Ron Carter & Elvin Jones
Something Good About America Sunday
Saturday, December 21, 2024
Kiss Mah Grits? FUCK. THE. POLICE!
Note that nasty witch Althouse goes straight to the victim blaming. Solidarity, right Ann?Tina Moore / New York Post:
NYPD's top cop Jeffrey Maddrey abruptly resigns after allegedly demanding underling perform sexual favors — including ‘kiss his penis’ — in exchange for overtime — The NYPD's highest-ranking uniformed officer abruptly resigned late Friday night after The Post uncovered explosive allegations …Gabrielle M. Etzel / Washington Examiner: Highest ranking NYPD officer resigns in face of sexual misconduct allegationsPhilip Marcelo / Los Angeles Times: Top-ranking NYPD officer abruptly resigns amid sexual misconduct allegationsJoe Jervis / Joe.My.God.: Top NYPD Cop Resigns Amid Sex Abuse AllegationsElizabeth Kim / Gothamist: NYPD's top uniformed cop out after more claims of sex abuse, commissioner shuffles leadershipNew York Daily News: NYPD Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey resigns amid bombshell sex abuse, harassment claims
Super Stupid Saturday
Possible Relief In Sight
Friday, December 20, 2024
More Damned Bullshit On The
Los Angeles Media Front
Did you think this had to do w/ the L.A. Times? This does:Maddy Crowell / Columbia Journalism Review:A look at the erosion of editorial independence at Los Angeles magazine, which was bought in late 2022 by Mark Geragos and Ben Meiselas' Engine Vision Media — The editor of Los Angeles magazine recruited new owners, who promised to invest in ambitious journalism. The trouble was, he believed them.Maer Roshan / @maerroshan: When @markgeragos and @meiselasb bought @LAmag, they vowed to restore the nation's first city magazine to its former glory. Instead they're using it as a vanity pub to promote themselves and their ventures.@CJR has the story. https://www.cjr.org/...@cjr: The editor of Los Angeles magazine recruited new owners, who promised to invest in ambitious journalism. The trouble was, he believed them. New by Maddy Crowell https://www.cjr.org/...Andrew Nusca / @editorialiste: “What's happened at Los Angeles [magazine] seems increasingly common, as owners appear to believe they know something that those who have built careers in publishing do not.” https://www.cjr.org/...Maer Roshan / @maerroshan.bsky.social: When lawyers Mark Geragos and Ben Meiseles bought Los Angeles magazine in 2022, they vowed to restore the nation's first city magazine to its former glory. Instead they remade it into a vanity publication that promotes themselves and their ventures. The Columbia Journalism Review has the story.
A damn shame that stupid South African jerk wasn't there.More Than 70 People Reported Feeling Ill After Eating Oysters At L.A. Times ‘101 Restaurants’ Food Event
Ragusano is disappointed that the L.A. Times didn’t publicly disclose that there was an outbreak at their event. “Obviously they’re not going to print it in their paper,” Ragusano said. “But they‘re a newspaper and newspapers are supposed to share the news. This is how people usually find out about something like this,” she added. “It's ironic because it happened to them.”
Somebody Doesn't Have The Christmas Spirit Yet
From The "Eff This Shmuck" Files
Shut your festering gobs, nasty poor people!! |
Man, I wish the Times were still sold in newsboxes; bet they'd burn nicely.LA Times owner asks editorial board to ‘take a break’ from writing about Trump – report
Billionaire Patrick Soon-Shiong, who said paper is ‘echo chamber’, also blocked paper’s board from endorsing Harris
Thursday, December 19, 2024
Killers Organizing
Bring It On!! School Shooters Unite!!
The food & the service here suck! |
O brave new world, where two perfect strangers separated by thousands of miles but w/ the same desire to kill can meet electronically & plot the deaths of as many lumps of undifferentitaed tissue as they can possibly slaughter. Inspiring, innit?KFMB:
20-year-old Carlsbad man accused of coordinating attack with Madison school shooterAnnabella Rosciglione / Washington Examiner: Twenty-year-old California man detained in connection with Wisconsin school shootingJim Hᴏft / The Gateway Pundit: California Man Detained for Allegedly Conspiring with Teen Behind Wisconsin Christian School Shooting in Chilling Plot to Blow Up Government BuildingHannah Nightingale / The Post Millennial: REVEALED: Madison school shooter coordinated attack with California man: FBIIsabel Keane / New York Post: Wisconsin school shooter Natalie ‘Samantha’ Rupnow had 2 guns, possible accompliceRich McKay / Reuters: Wisconsin shooter contacted California man planning separate attack, reports sayMuri Assunção / New York Daily News: Calif. man accused of being in contact with Madison school shooter, plotting own attack: reportSierra Marlee / BizPac Review: Accomplice? Man arrested after allegedly plotting shooting with Natalie Rupnow
Nuking Your Bank Acc't.
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Winding It Down: Will The Last To Leave Pls. Turn Out The Lights?
Gawdamighty, stop the fucking hand-wringing you cretin. Homo sapiens is a vicious killer species, & this particular nation is psychotic enough to allow any killer ape to have & use battlefield weapons, while allowing capitalism & its handmaiden, greed (Or is that the other way around?) to murder anyone who hasn't the money to pay for medical care & drugs. This society has never been "civilized". Anyone who believes it ever was is either an ignorant moron or yet another two-bit, two-faced hypocrite. How'd you get a job typing for a once-prestigious rag like The Atlantic?Decivilization May Already Be Under Way
The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed.
By Adrienne LaFrance
Tuesday, December 17, 2024
Today's Holiday Bullshit
Abundant DEATH!!
Where's Your Fucking Gawd Now, Moses?
School's out forever!! |
Your fucking Gawd has had many many yrs. to "do something mighty", but It's been sitting on Its hands for some fucking time now. Keep waiting, you dumb cult member.Barbara Wiers, Abundant Life's elementary and school relations director, said during an evening press conference that the school does not have guns on the premises — students aren't even allowed to shoot fake finger guns on the playground, she said. "At school, we have no need for guns."Earlier that evening, she told reporters that the school did not have metal detectors but "there are a number of security protocols in place" such as cameras. She said every student is "visually scanned" as they enter the building each morning.
"We see ourselves as a family, not just a community," Wiers said. "This wasn't a surprise to God, and He's going to do something mighty with it."
In a post on its public Facebook page, the school requested prayers.
City Church of Madison, which shares a campus with the school, said because of the shooting, there would be no activities or events held Monday evening, but Tuesday night prayers would resume as normal.
Monday, December 16, 2024
Abundant Life* In The Xian Death Cult
Xmas Comes But Once A Yr.; Killing & Murder Happen 100X A Fucking Day, Minimum, In Shithole America!
Another angry person w/ a gun kills as many of his tormentors as he can. Why did Jesus let this happen to his precious children? Hell, how do we know Jesus didn't make this happen?*Look at what Bronze Age bullshit this is. Who even uses the word "abundant"? It's one of those Shakespearean words that no one would remember if it weren't in the fucking King James Version of the Big Book of Xian Lies.
Soulful Xmas
Sunday, December 15, 2024
The Enemy W/in
Saturday, December 14, 2024
First Amendment Up-Date
Only Those Who Own Presses Have Freedom Of The Press. Or Telebision. Or Anti-Social Media.
I'm sure that South African publisher clown thinks all the appointments are the very best. Send him back!Katie Robertson / @katie_robertson:Internal message: one of the last two members of the LAT editorial board says he's stepping down as editorial writer due to recent moves by the outlet's owner — NEW: One of the last 2 Los Angeles Times editorial board members, Tony Barboza, says in an internal Slack that he's stepping down and moving to the newsroom because of “recent decisions and statements from the owner that have damaged our credibility and our journalism”