Monday, December 30, 2024

Texas Cares A Lot Too

Texas Governor Greg Abbott listens as former President Donald Trump speaks near
an unfinished section of the border wall in Pharr, Texas, on June 30th.
Photograph by Brandon Bell / Getty
Ben Sawyers / WFAA-TV:
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott mistakenly sends condolences to late Rosalynn Carter after Jimmy Carter's passing  —  Abbott sent condolences to the Carter family, and specifically extended prayers to Rosalynn Carter, who died in 2023.  —  AUSTIN, Texas — After former president Jimmy Carter died at 100 years old … 
Jesus, Emily "Dessert" Topping, how can you forget the fucking verb? Apparently you type for a Texas site, but that's no damn excuse. Is everyone who works there blind? Fucking dumb-ass illiterate young people. You have no right to inherit my country.

And obviously whoever actually prepared the press release that Abbot probably didn't proofread is yet another stupid, ignorant & cretinous young Republican.

Did Somebody Die?

Memento mori.
Am I s'posed to care? Why? I'm still alive.
Getting various numbers about daily human deaths planet-wide, from 90,000+ to 170,000. Not enough. Die, pigs!!

Sunday, December 29, 2024

Gaza Gentrification Up-Date

A glimpse of America's Trumpville future as landlords & other rent-seeking parasites take over, the economy tanks
& no one has a job, money or a place to live. And the sheep will say, "At least I'm better off than those dirty Palestinians." 

Wishing all of you all the best in the new yr.!

Living The Good Life Well

Went to sleep at 0505, slept like a log that has to get up every hr. to micturate until 1415, & when I did get up there wasn't a damn thing I had to do, other than take some pills & eat something, & frankly, I need consume said shit only if I want to continue living, a prospect I can take or leave at the current moment, because everything that isn't stupid & boring is actively evil & should be destroyed. Lotta fuckin' work, that, but someone has to do it. Get to work, lazy sods!!

How Do We Know They Weren't
The Police?

Do any of these people look as if they can be trusted?
Don't be chumps; why should anything the police say ever be believed*, especially if it's about their complicity & guilt?
Three men dressed in “police-style” uniforms and apparently posing as law enforcement robbed a Koreatown apartment early Saturday morning, according to the LAPD.

The men, joined by a fourth accomplice, took an unspecified amount of cash and jewelry from a residence on the 3100 block of Wilshire Boulevard and committed an assault at around 2:40 a.m., police said.

LAPD Officer Drake Madison said three of the thieves wore black ski masks and “all-black police-style uniforms” and the fourth wore a grey hooded sweatshirt. At least one carried a black semiautomatic handgun, Madison said.

The thieves, who Madison said took a “large sum” of cash and jewelry, fled the scene after the assault and robbery.

When police and paramedics arrived, the assault victim declined an offer to take an ambulance to the hospital, Madison said.

The incident is not the first in which criminals have recently wore [sic] clothing similar to that of law enforcement officials during crimes. In June, police said two men pretended to [sic] U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, including using fake badges, to gain access to homes in Anaheim before robbing Latino residents.

"Impersonating". Sure. Whatever you say, copper.
*Not that anything the L.A. Times spews should necessarily be believed either, 'though this would appear to be pure stenography, w/ just a touch of illiteracy.

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Then & Now

Can't stand looking at the surface of your planet. What a dump!

Untitled

Because it just isn't worth the effort.

Friday, December 27, 2024

Another Sky W/ Clouds

Immigration? Hah! Put The Blame Where It Belongs, On The Landlords!

Few things sadder than a furnished apartment.
Michael Casey / Associated Press:
US homelessness up 18% as affordable housing remains out of reach for many people  —  The United States saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, a dramatic rise driven mostly by a lack of affordable housing as well as devastating natural disasters and a surge of migrants in several parts … 
HUD.gov:   HUD Releases January 2024 Point-In-Time Count Report
How long until the Trumpvilles start appearing? And when will the first landlord be lynched? String 'em all up!!

Big Sky

Hebrews & Hindus Have At It Over "Mediocre America"

The "Golden Age" (Of Shit) Is On Its Way!

Why do these hate-crazed nitwits hate America so? Not for most of the right reasons, that's for damn sure. (This reporter will be the first to agree that most Murkins are stupid mediocrities.) Anyway, I have an excellent idea of the exact countries to which these shitheels should be sent the very instant their citizenship is revoked. I mean, were Ramalamadingdong's parental units even legal residents? It's claimed he was born in Ohio, but is that even a state? Let's see that birf surf-i-ticket too. As far as Loomer, no Wiki info on the shithole from which her parents immigrated, so who knows. Whatcha hidin', Laura?
Kelby Vera / HuffPost:   Vivek Ramaswamy's Read On American ‘Mediocrity’ Sparks Conservative Immigration Skirmish
"'90s sitcoms". Really? Really.
Vivek Ramaswamy, one of the leaders of the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) initiative, blamed a series of 1990s TV sitcoms for what he saw as a decline in U.S. dynamism in science and technology, leading tech companies to hire more qualified foreign-born and first-generation workers over their mentally lazy American counterparts.

“A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers,” he wrote in a post on X.

“A culture that venerates Cory from Boy Meets World or Zach & Slater over Screech in Saved by the Bell, or ‘Stefan’ over Steve Urkel in Family Matters will not produce the best engineers,” he noted.

Ramaswamy, who himself is the child of immigrants to the U.S., argued that the nation needs a new “Sputnik moment” to spur domestic advancement in science and technology.

“We’ve awaken from slumber before & we can do it again,” Ramaswamy added. “Trump’s election hopefully marks the beginning of a new golden era in America, but only if our culture fully wakes up.”

Right. Please explain how shallow Trump prefers math champs & valedictorians (Which he couldn't spell.) to large-breasted hoors & "big strong men". Wake up indeed. Good advice for everyone.

"Still I'am Henging On"

America Circles The Drain

We’re Already Seeing Signs That
Trump Is Tanking the Economy

Your stock portfolio may grow. But say goodbye to next year’s raise—and maybe even your job.

Will this be known as the Era of Good & Hard, as this confused nation goes from being the envy of the world to being the world's equivalent of Alabama, Louisiana or Mississippi?

[TNR]

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Non-Stop Bullshit

NB: This jolly old elf's another lie for the suckers.

Eff You & Jesus Too

NFL players who use platform to share their faith say it’s their duty to spread their love for Jesus

They do spread it thickly, don't they, & all over everything, like infants w/ peanut butter.

Stop the superstition, cult members. "Divine intervention"? Gawd does not give crap one whether your sorry ass kicks pigskins or sells bricks. And what absolute shits these people are to think they're more deserving than the billions of poor people their Gawd has made to suffer. 

Check those Ten Commandments: No prevarication or bearing of false witness. Is it concussion-caused brain damage that makes them believe there's a killer fairy in the sky?

[AP]

Waitin' For The Man

Monday, December 23, 2024

Surf's Up, Suckwads!

High surf advisory means 'barrels' of fun in Seal Beach

No gremmies (TIL: The term was first recorded in the 1960s, and in the 1970s was replaced by the Australian slang term "grommet".)
or ho-dads, "expert surfers" only, sez LAist.

Ho Ho Ho, You're All Whores,
'Cept For The Pimps & Tricks

See? Paris Hilton is certainly one.
Perhaps high-dollar, but a whore is a whore, Xmas spirit be damned.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and give my dick a big bite"
Wait a sec ... we are advised by our att'y. that Ms. Hilton is not a whore or a pimp, but an "influencer". There's a difference?

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Arbeit Macht Frei, Part II

Louisiana often holds inmates past their release date, DOJ lawsuit claims

Everything Old Is New Again!

In a joint statement provided to The Associated Press, Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry and state Attorney General Liz Murrill blamed the problem on the “failed criminal justice reforms” advanced by “the past administration.”

“This past year, we have taken significant action to keep Louisianans safe and ensure those who commit the crime, also do the time,” the statement reads. “The State of Louisiana is committed to preserving the constitutional rights of Louisiana citizens.”

The Republican state officials also characterized the effort as a last-ditch lawsuit by outgoing President Joe Biden, reasoning that the incoming administration of Donald Trump would not have allowed the case to be filed.

Advocates have repeatedly challenged the conditions in Louisiana’s prison system, which includes the country’s largest maximum-security prison, known as Angola, where incarcerated individuals toil under the blazing sun picking vegetables by hand at what was once a slave plantation".

Nothing to see here, just that awful Biden administration daring to pursue justice for people w/o money or power. Not to worry, won't be any more of that under corporate rule. Not even after this starts happening to honkies & crackers too. Also coming soon: Debtors' prison. ++schadenfreude!

[AP. And below.]

Secret Sunday

Arbeit Macht Frei, 2024

None Dare Call It Slavery

Prisoners in the US are part of a hidden workforce linked to hundreds of popular food brands

Time to starve the middle & upper classes! 

[AP]

Blow-Up Santa Under A Palm

Made in China by enslaved elves?
Someone shoved a light up ol' Santa too.

Also: Ron Carter & Elvin Jones

Something Good About America Sunday

Richard Davis plays bass on tracks 4–6, 9 & 10. Cut in 1964, not released until 1973.

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Kiss Mah Grits? FUCK. THE. POLICE!

Tina Moore / New York Post:
NYPD's top cop Jeffrey Maddrey abruptly resigns after allegedly demanding underling perform sexual favors — including ‘kiss his penis’ — in exchange for overtime  —  The NYPD's highest-ranking uniformed officer abruptly resigned late Friday night after The Post uncovered explosive allegations …
Note that nasty witch Althouse goes straight to the victim blaming. Solidarity, right Ann? 

And if you chumps don't think the pig on the street does this to civilians all the damn time, think again. "If you don't want a ticket, lady, you can just kiss my penis." How many times must I type "Fuck everybody & everything in this awful awful world" before someone starts fucking?

Super Stupid Saturday

Last wknd. to shop before Xmas, you consuming morons. Stop perpetuating the system w/ purchases! Burn a mall!

Possible Relief In Sight

Still two damn months+ until sensible time returns, & this reporter's S.A.D. is so severe he barely has the energy to spit on your grave, let alone piss on it.

Friday, December 20, 2024

More Damned Bullshit On The
Los Angeles Media Front

Maddy Crowell / Columbia Journalism Review:
A look at the erosion of editorial independence at Los Angeles magazine, which was bought in late 2022 by Mark Geragos and Ben Meiselas' Engine Vision Media  —  The editor of Los Angeles magazine recruited new owners, who promised to invest in ambitious journalism.  The trouble was, he believed them. 
Did you think this had to do w/ the L.A. Times? This does:

More Than 70 People Reported Feeling Ill After Eating Oysters At L.A. Times ‘101 Restaurants’ Food Event

Ragusano is disappointed that the L.A. Times didn’t publicly disclose that there was an outbreak at their event. “Obviously they’re not going to print it in their paper,” Ragusano said. “But they‘re a newspaper and newspapers are supposed to share the news. This is how people usually find out about something like this,” she added. “It's ironic because it happened to them.”
A damn shame that stupid South African jerk wasn't there. 

Somebody Doesn't Have The Christmas Spirit Yet

Or is stoppping pointless consumption a positive thing? Could be.Good to use a car, too. Much more efficient, & much easier to obtain than a gun. Course, if you have a gun it's even easier to get your hands on a murdermobile! I know what I'm doing when my time comes.

From The "Eff This Shmuck" Files

Shut your festering gobs, nasty poor people!!

LA Times owner asks editorial board to ‘take a break’ from writing about Trump – report

Billionaire Patrick Soon-Shiong, who said paper is ‘echo chamber’, also blocked paper’s board from endorsing Harris
Man, I wish the Times were still sold in newsboxes; bet they'd burn nicely.
[The Guardian]

Thursday, December 19, 2024

SHUT DOWN!?!

Traditional & Obligatory

"Passed out on the fucking set ..."

Xmas Bombing From Uncle Sam

Death from above.

Killers Organizing

Bring It On!! School Shooters Unite!!

The food & the service here suck!
KFMB:
20-year-old Carlsbad man accused of coordinating attack with Madison school shooter
O brave new world, where two perfect strangers separated by thousands of miles but w/ the same desire to kill can meet electronically & plot the deaths of as many lumps of undifferentitaed tissue as they can possibly slaughter. Inspiring, innit? 

UP-DATE: The image was too much for Facebook to handle. Removed almost immediately, but they'll give money to Trump, because they're ass-licking, money-grubbing scum. They damn well better be scared.

Nuking Your Bank Acc't.

You'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence or simple common sense of the simple common folk cretinous chumps who comprise this benighted nation.Everything old is new again, dragged out & reused because the chumps never learn anything. The first thing any of you should learn is that there is no hope. You think your bunker will grow food for however long the nuclear winter lasts? Every time it rains it'll be me, pissing on your shallow unmarked graves.

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

It Was Fifty Yrs. Ago Today ...

Winding It Down: Will The Last To Leave Pls. Turn Out The Lights?

Decivilization May Already Be Under Way

The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed.

By Adrienne LaFrance
Gawdamighty, stop the fucking hand-wringing you cretin. Homo sapiens is a vicious killer species, & this particular nation is psychotic enough to allow any killer ape to have & use battlefield weapons, while allowing capitalism & its handmaiden, greed (Or is that the other way around?) to murder anyone who hasn't the money to pay for medical care & drugs. This society has never been "civilized". Anyone who believes it ever was is either an ignorant moron or yet another two-bit, two-faced hypocrite. How'd you get a job typing for a once-prestigious rag like The Atlantic

I certainly haven't been civil to anyone in about 10 yrs., & why the fucking hell should I be civil to morons, hypocrites & stupid apes?

[Behind a paywall, in thrall to their advertisers & their readership.]

Deck Us All W/ Boston Charlie

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Today's Holiday Bullshit

Superboy wants you losers to settle for being poor, & not be angry about rich people taking everything from you. And what'll you bet Pete's mother was dead by New Yr.'s?

Twofer Tuesday

Abundant DEATH!!

Where's Your Fucking Gawd Now, Moses?

School's out forever!!
What horrible tyranny did that teacher impose on this poor child, that it became necessary to water the tree of liberty w/ blood? Shame on this school for allowing such brutality. Now they reap their empty harvest.
Barbara Wiers, Abundant Life's elementary and school relations director, said during an evening press conference that the school does not have guns on the premises — students aren't even allowed to shoot fake finger guns on the playground, she said. "At school, we have no need for guns."

Earlier that evening, she told reporters that the school did not have metal detectors but "there are a number of security protocols in place" such as cameras. She said every student is "visually scanned" as they enter the building each morning.

"We see ourselves as a family, not just a community," Wiers said. "This wasn't a surprise to God, and He's going to do something mighty with it."

In a post on its public Facebook page, the school requested prayers.

City Church of Madison, which shares a campus with the school, said because of the shooting, there would be no activities or events held Monday evening, but Tuesday night prayers would resume as normal.

Your fucking Gawd has had many many yrs. to "do something mighty", but It's been sitting on Its hands for some fucking time now. Keep waiting, you dumb cult member.

And have some truly repugnant shit. This is what the internet is for, lame superstition & grifting?

[Nazi Pukes Radio]

Monday, December 16, 2024

Abundant Life* In The Xian Death Cult

Xmas Comes But Once A Yr.; Killing & Murder Happen 100X A Fucking Day, Minimum, In Shithole America!

Another angry person w/ a gun kills as many of his tormentors as he can. Why did Jesus let this happen to his precious children? Hell, how do we know Jesus didn't make this happen?

Again, I remind you idiots: This is not "mental illness: This is simple anger, taken to its logical extension in a gun-fetishizing society of shitheaded assholes. What in the name of hell goes on at an "Xian" school where people are apparently angered to the point they have to use a gun?

Do teachers & administrators know nothing about dealing w/ angry fucking young people? Isn't it about time someone learned something?

Fuck every damn Anerican, there's even more Second Amendment blood on your hands today.
*Look at what Bronze Age bullshit this is. Who even uses the word "abundant"? It's one of those Shakespearean words that no one would remember if it weren't in the fucking King James Version of the Big Book of Xian Lies.

Soulful Xmas

Don't fuck around this time, you fat slob! Give the people what they want or we'll shoot you out of the sky like the obese drone you are.

Sunday, December 15, 2024

The Enemy W/in

Can not wait to see your bodies rotting in the streets. Don't think for a moment that you're safe. They'll be breaking your eggs to make their omelets. You fucking sheep will be collateral damage at best.

Stop Buying Crap

Stop wasting electricity, too. Th' hell is wrong w/ you idiots?

Saturday, December 14, 2024

First Amendment Up-Date

Only Those Who Own Presses Have Freedom Of The Press. Or Telebision. Or Anti-Social Media.

Katie Robertson / @katie_robertson:
Internal message: one of the last two members of the LAT editorial board says he's stepping down as editorial writer due to recent moves by the outlet's owner  —  NEW: One of the last 2 Los Angeles Times editorial board members, Tony Barboza, says in an internal Slack that he's stepping down and moving to the newsroom because of “recent decisions and statements from the owner that have damaged our credibility and our journalism”
I'm sure that South African publisher clown thinks all the appointments are the very best. Send him back!