Band Name Of The Wk.? Or Sign Of The End Times?

Today's musical kidz (just to be troublesome we suppose) would be likely to call themselves "Emaciated bobcat killed after biting woman's head in Solvang", L.A. Times style, wouldn't they?

Just "Emaciated Bobcat" sounded good, but w/in secs. of being amused I realized it's Skinny Puppy except pussy not puppy.

"Rabid Bobcat" then? Eh, a little obviously angry. ("Possibly Rabid Bobcat"? "Potentially Rabid Bobcat"?) Continuing the three-word effect, "Rabid Emaciated Bobcat".

This excellent image (so good because the cat was surprised napping on the porch) that LAist dug up

to illustrate their item suggests "Cornered Bobcat". "Rabid Cornered Bobcat"? "Bobcat Scratch Fever"?