OPEN LETTER TO HOLLYWOOD'S HOORS

"I'm pissed, I'm raging!" Uh-oh. M.B. again, & he means it!

Jason Alexander, if the money you're stealing from the literal mouths of voice actors by whoring for Ford isn't going to the Motion Picture & Television Fund you & I are going to have to have a little talk about being a parasitic sack of scum.

(Can't easily locate the advert, but real telebision-watching Americans like me will have heard & viewed it by now. Someone too embarrassed for it to be on the YouTube FoMoCo channel?)

Wassamatta, blow all that sweet Seinfeld money already? Did they stop paying residuals? Here's a clue: Get a tee vee series that people want to watch, & let voice artistes make a fucking living w/o you in their fucking way. Or just go away, if you can't get a gig being pudgy & bald.

(This reporter is not the first to ask the Seinfeld money question. From eleven yrs. ago yet, when he still should've had a couple nickels of it to rub together: Did Jason Alexander just blow all of his Seinfeld money or does he really like KFC chicken?)

Why does the recently unified acting guild let J.A. get away w/ this? Or would that be the guild that elected Seventh Heaven sex perv Steven Collins to their board? Mmm hmmm.

Likewise Julianna Margulies, who seems to be whoring her voice for Chase.Is Margulies paying the producers of The Good Wife for the privilege of appearing on their apparently successful show? I fucking doubt it. So why's she taking work from someone else? And JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A., doing business as Chase, [...] a national bank that constitutes the consumer and commercial banking subsidiary of the multinational banking corporation JPMorgan Chase? Fuck me. Another ranter:

WHAT A SICK DEBAUCHED LIE! HOW DARE JAMIE DIMON PEDDLE THIS PABLUM TO THE PUBLIC!? BANKERS ARE NOT HONEST, NOT TRUSTWORTHY, NOT HELPFUL, NOT DECENT, NOT FORTHRIGHT, NOT MORAL, NOT ANYTHING LIKE THIS FILTHY LIE!  MY GOD, THIS IS JUST SICKENING. GOOGLE JAMIE DIMON OR LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE SMARMY SMIRKS THESE PIGS WEAR & TELL ME IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS AD! THEY'RE SCUM AND DON'T LETS FORGET IT!!!

Testify, brother!

(Izzat Julia Roberts' voice* for Nationwide Ins., by the fucking way?Glad there are more dames voicing over, but why zillionaire dames who don't need the money or the work?)

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*If that isn't Roberts, whoever's doing her should try her own damn voice instead of stealing Roberts'.