Empty Suits

I can not wait until each & every one of you clucking cowards is decked out in a biohazard suit 24/7. A biohazard suit filled w/ your own pee & poop because you're too scared to take it off.

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah! Blah blah. Big blah opening, then mere seconds of the most cursory of image research again reveal that, certainly here & most likely everywhere, there are virtually no new ideas. (And most of the old ones stink.) Eleven yrs. previously, approx. the same, from the SARS hysteria of 2003:

Saturday, July. 13, 2003; 12:16 a.m. EDT
WASHINGTON D.C.-- Fueled by the recent SARS virus infections in China and Taiwan, President Bush today issued an executive order for all American travelers to wear plastic biohazard suits for protection against SARS when visiting far eastern countries such as China and Taiwan.

The Office of Homeland Security directed by former Gov. Tom Ridge consulted with Bush for a request to open another office called The Office of Bodily Security, also to be headed by Ridge. The first action by the new office will be to direct the manufacturing and purchase of 100,000 biological hazard suits to be distributed to every traveling citizen who visits China, Tiawan, Malaysia, and Indonesia. Tom Ridge said in a news conference, "Tonight can know that while the threat of this terrorist SARS virus is ongoing, we are taking every possible step to protect our citizens from danger." With the order by Bush, and the Bill passing Congress, the wearing of these suits will become law.

Eleven yrs. ago "terrorist virus" was clunky satire, parody or something; now ... Well, now one need only see what Uh-Murrika's elected leaders have blatted. Nagonna look at what was on the Sabbath gasbag programming earlier.

UPDATE, W/IN MOMENTS: Boy howdy, I was not kidding: There is nothing new. The "Suit FAQ" (Could I have read it 11 yrs. ago? Or is it just me?) linked in the first link above has this:

Q: The law states that we will have to wear the suits at all times. If so, how do we go to the bathroom? -- Bob Ignots
A: Good question Bob. Not to worry. Simply go right in your suit! The design incorporates a unique Gravi-Drop™ method that uses the Einstein force to literally pull the excretions to the base of the suit. At the end of the day, simply open a spigot located at the foot of the suit and let it flow into one of our handy sanitary disposal units. Every American will also receive a disposal unit.