Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Dead! Dead! Dead!

by M. Bouffant     at 11:49
They say celebrity death comes in sets of three; none of these three went any time near soon enough.
  • Oscar de la Renta
  • Ben Bradlee
  • Nelson Bunker Hunt
Meta: Had earlier (Yesterday?) considered noting how fucking little I cared about any of the above dying like the pigs they were, but this a.m. (even crankier) it was decided pointing out how much they deserved to die & asking WHY DID IT TAKE SO FUCKING LONG was the way to go. I hope their suffering was unspeakable & that they all burn in hell as I type.

When do we finish killing the aristocrats?
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2 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Your love for humanity gives me hope for a troubled world.

22 October, 2014 13:01
M. Bouffant said...

Philadelphic Editor:
Be honest now. Of whom better to speak ill than Los Muertos?

22 October, 2014 16:52

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