Dead! Dead! Dead!

They say celebrity death comes in sets of three; none of these three went any time near soon enough.

• Oscar de la Renta
• Ben Bradlee
• Nelson Bunker Hunt

Meta: Had earlier (Yesterday?) considered noting how fucking little I cared about any of the above dying like the pigs they were, but this a.m. (even crankier) it was decided pointing out how much they deserved to die & asking WHY DID IT TAKE SO FUCKING LONG was the way to go. I hope their suffering was unspeakable & that they all burn in hell as I type.

When do we finish killing the aristocrats?