Wednesday, September 4, 2013

We Condemn More People To Pits In Hell

Gawd damn HP to hell. Look at this shit. It auto-completed "broken hinge hp j6480" as soon as we typed "broken hinge HP."
IS IT ANY FUCKING WONDER WE ARE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF ENRAGED MADNESS?? 1,820 results? Sweet Blood of Jesus, Mother Mary, condemn every last HP Printer Division employee, current & former, to a pit in hell where they will be dipped in cheap yet melty-hot plastic & then snapped in half over & over & over & over & over again for all eternity. PLEASE!!

(Just once, somewhere, we'd like to see justice truly done. Just once.)

2 comments:

Weird Dave said...

Be glad you don't have an HP J5780

M. Bouffant said...

Search Editor:
"Hinge" or "lid" seems to make a difference.

About 183,000 results w/ "lid."

Hoping at least one of them will provide some assistance.