Shut Up & Get Out, Then!

Every damned hick, cracker or peckerwood county in these United Snakes that was less than happy w/ recent election results could secede & the U.S. still wouldn't be rid of enough of them. Good-bye sorest of losers, & don't think we didn't learn last time: No civil war to keep any of you this go-round.

Supervisor Marcia Armstrong said the issues were about regulation, restriction of rights, lack of representation, regionalism and restoration of limited government.

Supervisor Marcia, if you want more representation, make Siskiyou County where people would like to live instead of a place people run away from screaming the day they're out of high school.

(Unless the basement-dwelling Wikipedia "editor" is lying about Decennial Census figures, Siskiyou County grew from a mere 44,301 White Republicansdull-ass squares in the 2000 Census all the way to 44,900 separate lumps of undifferentiated tissue in 2010. Maybe the county should keep its pie-hole shut until it can attract more Caucasian dullards to increase representation.)

Why resist this fast-growing movement? C'mon, mean ol' Big Government, unhook 'em & throw 'em back into Freedom River®! (Or Liberty Lake®!) Let these brave pioneers give libertarian Galtism a real field test while the rational observe. Snacks optional.

(That counties in Colorado, home of Galt's fictional Gulch, are also whining about being nutty hicks in the middle of nowhere to whom no one pays attention is a double heaping of gravy on the California schadenfreude platter.)

Libertarian/Tea Party philosophy guaranteeing a thousand flowers will bloom immediately after the restoration of limited government, we give them 20 yrs. to show us an innovative hi-tech paradise w/ flying cars & everything. A truly free society of like minds (& skin tones?) putting our regulated, rights-restricted, un-representative, international/globalist society to shame w/ all the wealth they've created. It could happen.

Bright as that future sounds, our money* is on the "what few survivors have stayed are attempting subsistence farming in the environmental nightmare that was once the state of Jefferson" scenario. In no more than 10 yrs.

Our more realistic (for this completely absurd & fantastic in the first place flailing about) expectation would be that these new states/autonomous regions wouldn't really fall into anarchy, just return to barter economies, & eventually become "reservations," either Brave New World style or like the reservations for which the U.S. Dep't. of The Interior's Bureau of Indian Affairs is so well known.

Really though, where better for aging bitter wretches to live their final yrs. in peace? Peace for the civilized world, 'cause the savages will be out of sight & mind.

Secession today, secession tomorrow, secession forever!

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*Literary license, people. Dramatic effect.