Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Michelle Malkin's Fashion Report

Well-dressed & entirely rational, not in the least bit absurdly paranoid conservative cheerleader Michelle Malkin has the scoop: It's a fashionista conspiracy!
Talk about wearing your politics on your sleeve. An elitist clique of fashion designers has banded together to raise money for celebrity-in-chief Barack Obama and browbeat their customers into supporting him. Even worse, the Beautiful People who dress the Powerful People are putting increased pressure on conservatives to stay out of the business altogether.

Out: Haute couture. In: Hate couture.
We're much too lazy to do a 180° treatment of that paragraph (Substituting "armament industry" for fashion designers, Romney for Obama, lib for con, yada.) but certainly you can imagine.

You can also imagine the incredible "pressure" being applied:
Diane von Furstenberg pitched in two $85 tote bags and has grown more strident about her partisan agenda as Election Day nears. At a fashion event in her New York Meatpacking District store last month, she yelled at clients: "Everyone here better be a Democrat; no Republicans!"
Wow. Not sure pressure is a strong enough word. Fortunately Malkin found someone (Pro-Romney because he doesn't like to pay taxes or a living wage to women indentured in his sweatshops? Who knows?) to reveal that it's not mere pressure but a threat! And to do a 180 that reveals where the true attacks on women come from.
Young New York City designer Bradley Scott also spoke up against ideological "persecution" in his industry. "It's really offensive for me, as a designer, to be issued an unveiled threat by someone who could exert an enormous amount of influence over my customers, store buyers and magazine editors," he told me on Tuesday. "I for one want absolutely nothing to do with this attack on women. This pressure upon designers should offend every woman in this country, not just the conservatives."
As far as we can determine the real conspiracy here was making Ann Romney appear as if she's a blind woman who lets a six-yr. old Disney Princess fan choose her clothes.
Richard Perry/The New York Times
Mitt Romney and his wife, Ann, left, made cherry pies with Linda Hundt,
the owner of Sweetie-licious Bakery Cafe in DeWitt, Mich.,
during a campaign stop in June.
See how far up Mitt Romney's ass the stick goes at the photo source.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Look at you with your fancy fonts!!

P.S. I just tried two comments at the Whiskey place. Both went into the ether.
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M. Bouffant said...

Comment Censorship Editor:
Crikey, we've had many Akismet/WP comments go into spam lately, we think because Rumproast effed us up. And there's no way to contact those bastards to fix it.

I will take a peep in the TP dashboard for you.

M. Bouffant said...

Later Editor:
Nope, nothing visible there. Boss Thers may have more access.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Fuckin' A. Just tried again.

I had the issue before with vs and zrm, too.

Because of fucking akismet, the lameass cobags.
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M. Bouffant said...

Anti-Kismet Editor:
We had to have VS, N_B & others get us out of the trap too. Bugger comes out ahead again.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I thought maybe it was a email issue (I changed my Chrome id to thenthelightningwill, because that's my youtuber empire). Not that it should matter because I'm using Firefox to post blog comments, right?

Anywho, just tried with the laptop, for the halibut.

No dice.
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M. Bouffant said...

Got Us Editor:
We just tested it, works for us ... We know we are considered tedious there, but you'd think one or two other dullards would've commented by now, so maybe it isn't all you.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Young New York City designer Bradley Scott also spoke up against ideological "persecution" in his industry.

I'm sure Malkin reserved as much rage for the Republican bosses who sent veiled threats to their employees about their voting habits.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

and zrm, too.

Cool it with the squiirel spam, and you're golden.

M. Bouffant said...

War on Coal Editor:
Republican bosses
And the coal-miners forced to take a day off & to see Romney w/o pay.