Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Not Caring ...

... About: trailers for Iron Man 3 or The Hobbit ... pointless elections ... anyone getting divorced, ever ... narrative ... your (or anyone's) pathetic "feelings" ... your sad-assed "laws" ... TPMPrime, whatever in hell that is ... the NHL(?) lockout ... food ... drink ... Facebook ... Iran getting nuclear weapons ... recommendations from Amazon ... morons, cretins, dupes & dopes ... reading, 'riting & 'rithmetic ... veterans & the currently serving (you made your bed now go lie in it) ... gas prices ... underwear ... the living &/or the dead (It's so hard to tell w/ most of them.) ... cardboard ... Lance fucking Armstrong ... murder convictions ... good taste ... jobs ... newspaper endorsements ... Windows 8 ... weekends ... Israel ... you, everybody like you, & the horses you all rode in on ... Arianna Huffington's new hip ... breathing ... video games ... staying awake ... sleeping ... "home"-owners & their fucking problems ... climate change ... analysis (political & psychiatric) ... the center ... the base ... mobile 'phone contracts ... momentum (remember "traction?") ... anything ... bath salts ... cleanliness ... holidays ... bodies in the streets ... red ink ... black ink ... invisible ink ... Ohio ... declining Hulu viewership ... Syria ... everything ...

6 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He don't care!

mikey said...

Pretty sure it woulda been a whole lot easier to just list what you DO care about...

Mentioner said...

You forgot "kids these days". Also, get off my lawn.

M. Bouffant said...

Lawn Care Editor:
We care about three things: us, ourself & we. Which makes for a very short item.

And we don't care much for the psychologically/mentally old either.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Huh. LOTS of days, food and drink are the only things I DO care about.

M. Bouffant said...

Higher Spiritual Plane Editor:
Not us. We're entirely beyond the physical world. All you need is air.