Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Never Better Late

Practically our first item when we started this abortion
dealt w/ the punishment of bitter clingers by their imaginary god.
On Friday, liberal radio host Mike Malloy had harsh words for tornado victims, mocking the Christians who were affected by the storms that have killed dozens. “Their God … keeps smashing them into little grease spots on the pavement in Alabama, and Mississippi, and Arkansas, and Georgia, and Oklahoma,” Malloy angrily sniped. “You know, the Bible belt, where they ain’t gonna let no goddamned science get in the way, it says in the Bible, blah blah blah blah blah. So, according to their way of thinking, God with his omnipotent thumb reaches down here and so far tonight has smashed about 20 people into a grease spot on highway 12, or whatever the hell highway they live next to.”
And, whereas Sandra Fluke is not a slut (No false equivalency here!) there is no question those people turned into grease spots on the highway. So we're just haggling over the cause: Arbitrary natural activity, or the vengeful war god of the Hebrew-speakers that these losers still worship?

5 comments:

bjkeefe said...

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Sorry if this double-posted.

bjkeefe said...

Goddamit. Why won't my comment post?

Maybe because it's just two links?

This is what it was supposed to be

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[1] i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff381/bjkeefe/one4hannibal-lectors-collection.png

[2] nytimes.com/2012/03/05/world/africa/explosion-at-arms-depot-rocks-congo-capital.html

bjkeefe said...

I give up. Good night.

M. Bouffant said...

Church Editor:

"X dead in church bus crash" is probably a good search too.

Bugger's recent decisions to fix the un-broken are irking us no end, but we've too much inertia built up to do anything about it. Two links may well trip the spam filter, but it did wise up.

Also.