Monday, March 12, 2012

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill!

We got a rage to live!!!
COLLEGE PARK, Md. -- A University of Maryland student has been arrested and charged with posting an Internet threat claiming he planned to go on a shooting rampage on campus hoping to kill as many people as possible.

Campus police said in a statement that 19-year-old Alexander Song, of Fulton, Md., had been identified as the person who posted plans on a website for a rampage that would "kill enough people to make it to national news." The message also warned people to "stay away from the mall." Police did not elaborate.
We'd likeare going to get revenge, kill as many people as possible & make the national news. Whatcha gonna do, coppers?

5 comments:

Sirius Lunacy said...

I refuse to comment on this post so as not to draw the attention of Big Brother.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Campus police said in a statement that 19-year-old Alexander Song, of Fulton, Md., had been identified as the person who posted plans on a website for a rampage that would "kill enough people to make it to national news."

Couldn't he have just eaten 100 hard-boiled eggs, or collected a million paperclips? Sheesh!

Substance McGravitas said...

Whatcha gonna do, coppers?

Oh THANKS.

Joe Q. Public said...

Yet another angry male not getting laid regularly. I think instead of a school cop they should try school prostitutes.
Whenever one of these bundles of testosterone have the urge to kill they can channel it into fucking and get it out of their systems for a while.

M. Bouffant said...

Sex-Death Editor;

Oh, sure, more deals where We the People have to pay for someone else to have sex!

Couldn't he have just eaten 100 hard-boiled eggs, or collected a million paperclips? Sheesh!
He wants to open the nat'l. news, not close in the Friday human interest feature.

It doesn't appear that BB is watching here, considering other outrages we've expressed. (A sad cry for attention.) So no squealing!