So wait, what the heck is this tour? "Going to historical sites."
I assume this means parking her big freaking bus near various national, state and municipal monuments that have big parking lots. Then what does she do, pull out a lectern and blab? Blab about what - the site? The Insult-President-Obama du jour?
It's an interesting project - one that I doubt she and her handlers are very well equipped to do. She's either going to rely on local Tea-Party groups to handle the logistics of permits, scheduling and marketing, or she's going to try to do it herself long-distance. In either case, I predict a hilarious series of miss-communication, crappy PA's, miniscule crowds, and denial of permit incidents.
Her choice of sites will be fun - it will be narrowed down to those who can fit a bus, handle the traffic, and are willing to issue a permit. And what about the security of such sites? It's hard to secure an outdoor event, and how many famous historical sites have indoor facilities you can secure?
Seriously, this is an event planner's nightmare.
Good luck with this, Sarah. I'm sure it will be a great foretaste of the competency of your campaign.
Oh, crappy writing with bonus mixed metaphor from the website for this tour:
http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour
We'll celebrate the meaning of our nation's blueprints, our Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution, which are the threads that weave our past into the fabric necessary for the survival of American exceptionalism.
Starts May 29. three days from now and no announcement of the actual site?
Also interesting too, is the pictcher onna side of teh bus. With the rugged mountain grandeur of the rugged mountains rugged mounting up to the sky. Good site for drilling, you reckon? One of the enduring traits of the conservative 'Mericans is the ability to go all gooey about the great outdoors while wanting to strip mine the crap out of it.
Her choice of sites will be fun - it will be narrowed down to those who can fit a bus, handle the traffic, and are willing to issue a permit
You can bank on her avoiding any sites in "blue" areas where she might have to deal with unfriendlies. I imagine she'll tour a lot of Civil War battlefields in the former C.S.A.
Most of their gooeyness about nature is because gawd gave it to them to rape & pillage.
And they all think they could live off the land, as long as they have enough guns & ammo. (Apparently disproved by Sarah P. barely being able to kill a caribou on her tee vee show.)
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Fundament restoration is tricky job and best left to professional surgeons who won't quit half-way because people were mean to them.
Quitter, Please!
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So wait, what the heck is this tour? "Going to historical sites."
I assume this means parking her big freaking bus near various national, state and municipal monuments that have big parking lots. Then what does she do, pull out a lectern and blab? Blab about what - the site? The Insult-President-Obama du jour?
It's an interesting project - one that I doubt she and her handlers are very well equipped to do. She's either going to rely on local Tea-Party groups to handle the logistics of permits, scheduling and marketing, or she's going to try to do it herself long-distance. In either case, I predict a hilarious series of miss-communication, crappy PA's, miniscule crowds, and denial of permit incidents.
Her choice of sites will be fun - it will be narrowed down to those who can fit a bus, handle the traffic, and are willing to issue a permit. And what about the security of such sites? It's hard to secure an outdoor event, and how many famous historical sites have indoor facilities you can secure?
Seriously, this is an event planner's nightmare.
Good luck with this, Sarah. I'm sure it will be a great foretaste of the competency of your campaign.
Oh, crappy writing with bonus mixed metaphor from the website for this tour:
http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour
We'll celebrate the meaning of our nation's blueprints, our Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution, which are the threads that weave our past into the fabric necessary for the survival of American exceptionalism.
Starts May 29. three days from now and no announcement of the actual site?
Event Horizon Editor Suspects:
They may have to coördinate Sarah's plane w/ wherever the bus will be.
Or: "Details, details! You figure it out, Taaaahhhdd!"
Threads do not weave.
Kiwi Ed. Adds:
Butt-lift!
Also interesting too, is the pictcher onna side of teh bus. With the rugged mountain grandeur of the rugged mountains rugged mounting up to the sky.
Good site for drilling, you reckon?
One of the enduring traits of the conservative 'Mericans is the ability to go all gooey about the great outdoors while wanting to strip mine the crap out of it.
Her choice of sites will be fun - it will be narrowed down to those who can fit a bus, handle the traffic, and are willing to issue a permit
You can bank on her avoiding any sites in "blue" areas where she might have to deal with unfriendlies. I imagine she'll tour a lot of Civil War battlefields in the former C.S.A.
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Most of their gooeyness about nature is because gawd gave it to them to rape & pillage.
And they all think they could live off the land, as long as they have enough guns & ammo. (Apparently disproved by Sarah P. barely being able to kill a caribou on her tee vee show.)
Nothing can be allowed to be, it must be used!
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