Monday, May 9, 2011

Hey, I'm Available Too

Just noticed that our dear high school chum (Remember us? Mrs. Gross's English class at the École Active Bilingue, October '69 'til we stopped bothering sometime the next spring. No, we never spoke. Nothing, huh?) has separated from her hubby, the popular Hollywood robo-barbarian/groper & part-time politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What a shame. We're here for you, Maria. Call us if you want to talk.

7 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Holy shit. I didn't see that coming.

Now can you a handle a woman with that kind of jawline?

Also, WTH am I doing up at this hour?


W/v is "artnest"

Glennis said...

They were always too unmatched to be believable.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

California Uber Alles .

Because any excuse to post this is a good excuse.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I only wonder why it took so long.

I have heard a couple things about Arnie being relatively cruel about weight and such, and that is why Maria has tended to look ghoulish in recent pictures. Perhaps she can have a couple of sandwiches now.

Seriously, she looks like danger territory eating disorder. Not that I am a medical professional or anything.

thunder is good at posting the viddys tho.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

They were always too unmatched to be believable.


Perhaps she prefers steroid-shriveled weenises.

M. Bouffant said...

Sandwich Editor Reveals:

The sculpted, firm jawline had not appeared in 1969.

It does give us pause now, but it's OK by us if she puts on a few lbs.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

still had not appeared when she married Arnie.