Sunday, March 13, 2011

Them's Cars, Not Cows,
You Stupid Fucking Hick!

We've warned you fucking hayseeds that you can not make it in the big city, & we don't want your country asses here.

More proof:
HOLLYWOOD (KTLA) -- A 35-year-old Colorado man was struck and killed after he tried crossing the 101 Freeway near the Hollywood Bowl Saturday night.

The California Highway Patrol said the accident occurred just before 11 p.m. in the southbound lanes near Cahuenga Boulevard.

Witnesses said the man seemed to be intoxicated as he staggered onto the freeway, jumped over the center divider and was hit on the southbound side by a Mini Cooper.

CHP Officer Ed Jacobs said the man was pronounced dead at the scene.

The driver of the Mini Cooper, a 27-year-old woman from Torrance, was not injured.

The man's name has not been released.
We can only hope the deceased Coloradan cretin did not reproduce his flawed DNA before his well-deserved removal from the gene pool.

3 comments:

Glennis said...

Just think what kind of trauma the person who hit him is going through. When I was young my father had a business friend who - after some personal troubles - committed suicide this way. I always though that was the most selfish way you could go out - forcing some innocent person into being the instrument of your demise.

M. Bouffant said...

Morning-After Editor Admits:

We didn't mention the agony the Mini-driver is no doubt going through, having decided it would weaken our obnoxiousness.

But yeah.

Glennis said...

Although there is a kind of funny side to the idea of being killed by a Mini.......you'd at least expect to jump out in front of an Escalade.