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College:

No. 7 North Carolina, which had 12 players sit out a 24-30 loss to Georgia Tech because of an NCAA investigation, announced it's switching to six-man football.

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In an unusual doubleheader, Ohio lost a football game to Ohio State, 7-43. But Ohio's Rufus Bobcat mascot won a separate match, knocking down the Buckeyes' mascot during the game. Ohio later apologized.

Rout of the week: Eastern Michigan (0-3) at Ohio State (3-0).

And the pros: [NOT YET AVAILABLE FOR THEFT. — M.B.]