Tuesday, February 16, 2010

National I.Q. About To Drop Further

This article launches The Hive, a series of projects designed to harvest the collective intelligence of Slate readers to solve practical problems.
We have a few ideas, beginning w/ mass suicide & working down from there.

On a slightly more practical note, maybe one of the intellectual giants reading this Slate drivel (kausfiles, anyone?) can develop a way to harness the hysterics & "lulz" generated by phrases such as "the collective intelligence of Slate readers" & convert it into energy so you consumer sheep can power your fucking electric razors, curling irons, smart 'phones & dildoes while you're driving three blocks to get more shit at the 7-Eleven. Or while you're driving some ridiculous distance to get bread & milk, since there are no stores w/in a sensible distance of your suburban enclave tenements-of-the-future.

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