Saturday, February 27, 2010

Jam It!

Discovered during intensive research for the item below, an Englishman we'll let live:
Paul Weller has never been a man to mince his words, but the ex-Jam frontman found that even the pithiest of insults wouldn't suffice when it came to his arch nemesis Sting. Weller truly crossed the line from Mod renegade to tramp, when he "gobbed" on a picture of Sting at the Royal Albert Hall- apparently the words "f***ing t***" weren't enough to convey his hatred of the Police frontman.
This charming display prompted the Mirror to highlight the "vitriolic hate campaign" Weller has been orchestrating against Sting, which includes him telling "a magazine" that "he's a f***ing horrible man. Not my cup of tea at all. F***ing rubbish." They have ever more evidence to back up their character assassination of the Gob father (ho ho): Weller has said in previous interviews that he'd rather eat his own bad-word-for-feces than duet with James Blunt, told Bob Geldof to "f*** off and responded to the news that the late Freddie Mercury once wanted to bring ballet to the working classes with the words, "what a c**t". Is anyone else starting to really like Paul Weller?
Yes.

5 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Weller is awsome. Down in the Tube Station at Midnight just may be the saddest song ever written.

Substance McGravitas said...

On the other hand it was fun seeing Weller routinely mocked for being a hippie too.

M. Bouffant said...

M.B. Stands For "Mod Boy" Ed. Sez:

Sadder, even, than Greensleeves or Red River Valley?

Hippie? Damn. We only know from The Jam, etc., 'cause a former house- & band-mate dug them obsessively & audibly for a while.

We're all for the artiste who opines it like it is in all venues.

Hamish Mack said...

No one sneered likeWeller in the olden days. "Eton Rifles" and such. I thought he had mellowed but obviously not too much

M. Bouffant said...

Still "Angry As Fuck!!" Editor Notes:

As we age & learn, some of us angry young men just get angrier & angrier & ...