California Campaign Up-Date

TBogg on the case, w/ an amusing Baghdad By The Bay reference.

About iCarly:

She and her husband Frank live in Los Altos Hills, CA, with their two Yorkshire Terriers, Max and Snickers. They have a daughter and two granddaughters. Another daughter is recently deceased.

Couldn't find any cause of death info* on Ms. Fiorina's step-daughter, who was 35 when she died last October. A simple "died in a car accident" or something would certainly deflect all the gossip & questions that a phrase such as "is recently deceased" will bring up. Speculation, therefore, is not irresponsible. Perhaps the Yorkies, who, unlike the step-daughters, have names, are more important to the Fiorinas.

If anyone is wondering, we'll take on any of the male Republican candidates in this Senatorial/Gubernatorial ugliness the minute any attention is paid to any of them. As the best-known men in both races are long-time California office-holders & political hacks, not zillionaires who want to continue failing upwards w/ their Golden Parachute money, that's probably not going to happen anytime soon.

We can only advise potential voters to look into iCarly's & Nut-Meg's exemplary voting records. But hey, who has to do something as bothersome as vote when you &/or your corporate entity can buy, sell or trade all the politicians you need, right?

And remember, both of these spoiled brats (Extra-sad for people over 50 to be spoiled, innit?) were involved in the McCain/Palin 2008 debacle. And not as precinct captains or 'phone-bank workers.

Extra-worrisome: Has anyone seen Céline Dion & Ms. F. in the same room?

*Admittedly, we did about as much research as Jonah Goldberg & Megan McArdle combined would have. But we admit it!