Thursday, March 19, 2009

Velveeta®-Sucking Surrender Monkeys

"Freedom fries."
"The U. S. is not France!" (Accompanied by the sound of a tiny foot stamping.)
"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
Next time you hear crap like that, compare France's "surrender monkeys" to America's "tea parties." 
France: One to two and a half million in the streets.
An estimated 2.6 million people joined 213 demonstrations across France, according to the Confédération Générale du Travail, one of the nation’s largest unions. The national police, however, put the number of protesters at 1.2 million. The largest unions said in a statement that Mr. Sarkozy’s response to the financial crisis had been inadequate, and they called on the government to do more to safeguard jobs and to improve workers’ purchasing power.
America: If 2,500 saps total, nation-wide, showed up to heave tea-bags, we'll eat our Dr. Scholl's® memory fit™ Work Customizing Insoles. (Which would be a shame, as they're very comfy.) France's citizens take to the streets by the millions; here, the Velveeta®-loving masses meekly turn over & beg for another tapeworm of business, industry or finance to be shoved down their craws, to suck the very life from them. Sheep.

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