Sunday, March 8, 2009

Fault Line I

The Big Tent Party exhibits its ever-inclusive approach, via the highly diverse Red State. 1. Geographic inclusion:
It’s like Yankees who come South because it’s generally such a nice place to live and then tell us we’re all a bunch of idiots and that we need to “do it like they used to do it back in Detroit.” Spare me – move back to Detroit and leave me alone.
We are all Yankees now.
2. And the ladies are on our side.
I love being a conservative and am proud to call myself one – so please do us a favor… quit calling yourself conservative, moving the goalposts on us, and then complaining we are on a different field. If you want to have a discussion of ideas, gentlemen, put them out there and we may find common ground. But STOP the condescending babbling about how “bad” we are and recognize that life is too short to go around being pompous and angry in your self-promotion.
Sorry, gentlemen only, w/ snifters of brandy & cigars. The ladies are in the kitchen, doing the dinner dishes & giggling. 
We also note that there's a double-whammy on the "real" conservatives. No sooner were the goalposts moved on them then the Rockefeller Republicans moved the whole damn field! It just isn't fair.
What a  pompous, angry man is "hogan" in his self-promotion.

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