Still Not Caring One Fuck About

Let the Gray Lady cover it. That'll give you an idea of why you shouldn't care.

Oh Land: Imagine Bjork leading the Pointer Sisters. A three-woman group from Denmark with close harmonies, synchronized moves, drum-machine beats, piano ballads and peculiar costumes; the two backup singers wore small rectangular hats that lit up like hard drives.

Danes. Yikes. Just how does a hard drive light up? Is the author the kind of nimrod who has a build-your-own devil-box w/ holes in it & an illuminated hard rive?  Continuing not to care: March "madness."