W. Burt Is "Well-Rounded"

W. Burt Prelutsky types:

As if Obama isn’t annoying enough, the way he is constantly jutting his chin skyward as if in homage to Benito Mussolini, he saddles us with an attorney general who calls white Americans cowards because, to his way of thinking, we don’t engage in frank conversations about racial matters.

W. Burt's frank conversation about racial matters (Couldn't find the link, because the fucking moron at HuffPo from whom we stole this* is too ignorant to provide links. It's the Internet, dip, get a fucking clue!!!):

If we were a racist society, Oprah Winfrey, your fairy godmother, certainly wouldn't be a billionaire; she'd be fetching someone's mint julep. And Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice wouldn't grow up to be secretaries of state; they'd be sweeping out the stables. And Will Smith and Denzel Washington wouldn't be movie stars; they'd be in the fields picking cotton.

Yes, W. Burt seems to believe that since we don't have slavery (fetching mint juleps, sweeping out stables, picking cotton) any more, all's right w/ AmeriKKKa. No more slavery, no more racism. Just that simple. See? Five black people who've made it. Also, guy in the White House not totally white. Problem solved. And back to the typing we were able to link, which dumbo the non-linker quoted, but missed a vital part of:

After all, in spite of the fact that affirmative action got her an Ivy League degree and a $7,000-a-week salary and, moreover, has sent billions of dollars for no particularly good reason to Africa, she insists this is a mean country.

Yes, talented writer W. Burt clearly types that "affirmative action," besides doing all of Mrs. O.'s Ivy League work for her, "has sent billions of dollars to Africa." Affirmative action. No wonder it's such a big deal w/ the crowd who (think) they made it all on their own, just them & their bootstraps. If AA is actually writing people's papers for them, & shipping billions to Afrika, it's mighty powerful. And we couldn't tell you how many people get those $7,000-a-wk. salaries as a direct result of affirmative action. Probably because there aren't any.

Wonder how W. Burt would feel if "affirmative action" could get him more work in Hollywood. He's already sued over the issue. In classic hypocritical style, he offers this about malpractice suits:

My solution was that no lawyer would be allowed to sue a doctor if he had sued a medical practitioner, say, twice before and lost. That would at least prevent the worst sort of shyster from making a career out of chasing ambulances.

Yes, that too comes from our link. W. Burt really covers the waterfront. In shit.

*Note how we cleverly distract from the fact that we were, shall we say, inspired, by this loser, by insulting his sorry ass from here to there & back again. Don't make our work more difficult for us, pud!!