Our Kind Of Porn (Kind & Thoughtful)

Hey, what's a fatchubby/portly guy gotta do around here to get an attractive, intelligent, funny chubby chaser all over him? (Uh, maybe you'd better not answer that, this being Hollywood, & Nancy Reagan & all that.) Anyway, Sarah Silverman, now that you've dropped that late-night loser again, like a bad habit & a hot potato, leave a comment here & you can take us out for a nice dinner. Don't worry, yours will be the only celebrity ego involved.

And we won't care what's on your devil-box.

She turned up on Jimmy's show in late October, an appearance notable for their discussion of a National Enquirer story that claimed they'd parted ways because he'd discovered photos of pudgy guys on her computer.

"It's funny," quipped Silverman. "It's funny 'cause it's true."

We'll be so busy w/ our portable devil-box we won't even notice you.

Jokes aside, neither needed much prodding to gush about the other's finer qualities.

Sarah told People last year that the reason their romance was a success is "because we really, really, really like each other. He's kind and funny and maybe the most thoughtful person I know."

Oh, Sarah Not-Palin, you have no idea what "thoughtful" is until you've seen us being "thoughtful" (We can be kind too!) w/ someone else's money! What are we waiting for?