"SCOOTER'S SENTENCE COMMUTED; GOD TURNS UP NATION'S THERMOSTAT"
-- Bradleyville Gazette, Bradleyville, IN
"DEATH VALLEY TEMP HITS 124 IN WAKE OF LIBBY LIBERATION"
-- Hellmouth Times-Picayune, Hellmouth, CA
"IT'S HOT AS FUCK IN HERE AND THAT PRICK LIBBY GOT OFF!! WTF?" -- L. A. Shitheel (Undisclosed Location)
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