Friday, July 20, 2007

A Trip to The Store (Reprise)

It's 0207, Just Another Blog™ is hot & damp, the same Frasier rerun was on Lifetime @ 0000 & CBS2 @ 0137 (season 8, episode 7) & the editorial we must go up to the 7-11 on Sunset Blvd. (or down to the 7-11 on Santa Monica Blvd.; wow, modern life is so convenient) for butts but it's too early to get the fishwrapper (L. A. Times, not usually available 'til 0330ish). To quote the Angry Samoans: "Why am I living?/Why am I still alive?/Stuck inside this brain/Now I'm going...outside." (Or something like that.) Those who read the original "A Trip to The Store" item will remember some complaining about the disappearance of Starbucks™ Caramel Frappucino©, it really does seem to have gone away. (As if anyone read that item, let alone remembered it.) At least Just Another Blog™ isn't always going on about the pointless minutiae of its existence. (If one could even call this "existence.")

2 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

At 02:07, I was sleeping. If you were a REAL agoraphobic, you'd buy your butts by the carton. online. This way, you may get involved in a fatal shooting, like Joe Friday did in an all-night laundromat buying butts. Speaking of shooting, I think I'll shitcan the hospital today and go up to the Angeles Nat'l Forest and do some shooting. Much more therapeutic.
P.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Replies: Well, if Just Another Blog™ were ½ the man it pretends to be, it would quit...current cash flow doesn't permit high $ purchases...no credit card (or credit) anyway...though the Visa debit card might work...Watch for squirrels in the forest, one w/ The Plague was trapped yesterday, in a picnic area...time for Der Editor to go to sleep now