Monday, July 1, 2013

Pure As The Driven Slush Now

Higher Spiritual Plane Dep't.

Halfway through 2013, haven't inhaled a coffin nail since the early hrs. of 1 April this yr.; haven't had any spirits yada since approx. the Sat. before Labor Day (2012). Side effects of prescription anti-smoking substance not completely intolerablenegligible. Soon as we find somewhere to put the bodies everything will be just fine.

8 comments:

mikey said...

I really enjoy being a non-smoker.

On the other hand, even the thought of going more than a single diurnal cycle without a couple of cocktails typically results in my carrying a baseball bat around with me, thinking very black thoughts indeed...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The smoking thing never kicked in for me (happily).

Drinking? Still drink too much. It's traditional in the fambly!

Also. Hahaha, BoA.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I may be in your area in November to take the little monster to Disneyland.

I may buy you a cigar and a shot to celebrate.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh and those Google errors might be the result of a redirect script you yourself have installed, intrepid user... I get those now and again when I don't remember what I've set up.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think I am completely wrong. Never mind...

Weird Dave said...

[Deputy City Attorney] Hazard said Olson had to make "a real nuisance of himself" to attract the attention of law enforcement.

I'll keep that in mind.

And if it weren't for my vices my life would be soooo boring.

Anonymous said...

Go, Bouff! Way to go, Bouffant!
..........Peabody

M. Bouffant said...

Essentially Perfect Editor
Not to reduce our moral superiority in any way, pathetic weaklings, but (we must admit) this generic antidepressant has sho nuff made knocking off the nicotine easy. And it's less expensive.

Mind you, only off the booze due to other medications, but we still wouldn't be boozing more than once or twice a mo.

(And in comparison to previous consumption, wouldn't be that much down the hatch each time.)

Are you confusing our errors w/ someone else's?

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.