Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Bloated Oaf Watch

Republicans still salivating about Joisey gubner Chris Christie throwing his big, fat hat in the ring should just clam up until his portliness actually moves to take off a couple hundred lbs.
Christie’s lackluster assessment is likely to ramp up attempts by GOP hopefuls to actively campaign for his approval, even as conservatives across the country continue to beg him to put himself in the race. 
So we're pencilling him in for 2016. Or 2020. Assuming he hasn't keeled over & been unable to get up before then.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Here's Christie's running mate.
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M. Bouffant said...

Sex Ed. Editor:

You rat bastard! Now everyone in the class has to see that!