Saturday, December 18, 2010

Too Long To Twit ...

... and be perfectly clear.

Attempted 140:
WARNING: Next dude w/ rectangular glasses, three days stubble & knit cap may be thrown under the wheels of the food truck he's loitering by.
Extended remix:

WARNING to all dudes, hipsters, douche-bags & the like sporting three+ days of stubble, a knit cap & rectangular cheaters: You (by the very nature of your chosen self-expression) are in potential danger of being thrown beneath the wheels of that food truck next to which you're hanging out, & having us forward & reverse over you until you look like the undetermined source ground meat in the tacos for which the food truck is overcharging your lame ass!

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