Thursday, September 23, 2010

Another Grizzly Mama?

Many folks probably missed her double entendre, but the social conservatives in the audience certainly didn't. Using sex education as an example of unwarranted government involvement in personal matters, Kleefisch said that she wanted her children to learn about the birds and the bees from her, not from "Jim Doyle and Mark Pocan."

Kleefisch will undoubtedly claim that she's simply using Mark Pocan as an example of a big bad Madison liberal, and that Pocan's sexual orientation has absolutely nothing to do with it. But given Kleefisch's background, and her knowledge of Wisconsin politics, she knew exactly how the social conservatives in the audience would interpret her words: Democrats have put gays in charge of sex ed so that they can corrupt your children. Be afraid, be very afraid.
From, via illusory tenant, who notes:
Republican candidate for Wisconsin lieutenant governor Rebecca Kleefisch discusses the State's domestic partnership registry with Jim Schneider of WVCY, Milwaukee's fundamentalist radio station:
At what point are we going to okay marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table? Or this, y'know, clock? Can we marry dogs? This is ridiculous. And biblically, again, I'm gonna go right back to my fundamental Christian beliefs . . .
Yes, and please stay there.
Now let's all laugh at her.
Nice eyeliner. Is that a "Bumpit™?"
LAY-TAR: Corrected to Bumpit™, courtesy T&U.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

my fundamental Christian beliefs

That is, hate everyone different from you, just like Jesus said.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I'd love to get a transcript of her explanation of sex.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

you can laugh all you want, but Wisconsin also kept electing Tommy Thompson, a drunken joke in his own right, until Geedub took him to DC so he could find his appropriate level in the bureacracy, like a particularly stinky turd in the punchbowl.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's too bad that scientists couldn't put fully functioning human brains in these mama grizzlies.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE SCARES ME!!!!!

And yes, that's probably a Bump-It. Or some hardcore ratting.

I wonder if her eyeliner is tattooed on. It looks rather whore-ish for someone so untainted and Christian.

M. Bouffant said...

Topper Editor Notes:

We've plenty to laugh at here in the Golden State.

That is, when we aren't remembering our greatest contributions to American politics, Nixon & Reagan. And Proposition 13.

whore-ish for someone so untainted and Christian.

Please stop giving giving us dirty thoughts. We're trying to keep on a higher spiritual plane.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We're trying to keep on a higher spiritual plane.



yes, but you have medical marijuana.

M. Bouffant said...

Straight-Edge Editor Reports:

Were we still wasted & a hippie, we'd be getting it the old fashioned way. No $150.00 to a bogus croaker to make us "legal."