Open Letter to Certain Right-Wing Mouthpieces

Many of the idiotic morons & simpletons on the wrong side of virtually everything have been screeching w/ joy (& there's little to bring them joy these days) that, somehow, someway, for some reason, the United Snakes won't be pulling troops out of the Iraqi occupation. We're not sure where they get these ideas (really, we do know, but we're not saying) but we can now point out that not only will AmeriKKKa's baby-killers be withdrawn, but Bobbo Gates of the DoD wants to get a move on.

As the only Republican Cabinet member asked to stay on by President-elect Barack Obama, Gates told reporters that military commanders are looking at ways to more quickly pull troops out of Iraq in light of the 16-month timetable that was a centerpiece of the Democrat's campaign.

Haw-haw, you stupid fucks!! Wrong, wrong, wrong, again, again, again.