Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Bow Tie Justice (W/ Updated Link)

Very appropriate image from BilgeBucket Gazette. Took a peep @ AlterNet, for the "Holy Joe" Lieberman to be appointed AG rumor. (Urrk!!) Saw this as well, about the Swanson TV Dinner™ heir, Tucker Carlson. Let's go to the original post, from Pam's House Blend:
The MSNBC host has serious masculinity issues. He said that Obama "seems like kind of a wuss" and "It makes you wonder what he won't compromise of himself. Are we going to have mani/pedi parties next?" because the presidential candidate belongs to a book club.

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As I've noted before, Tucker has to deal with
Freepers continually questioning his masculinity and sexual orientation; I guess it leaves him so wound up about his manhood that he can't simply tell the bathroom perv he's not interested or report the guy to the cops. Think about it -- he came back with a friend to bash the guy. Nice.
Just Another Blog™ does have to question the above paragraph a bit. If the "hit him against the stall with his head," event was perpetrated in high school, we don't think it was because Tucker was "so wound up about his manhood" by the Freepers questioning his masculinity, as Pam suggests. The Freepers weren't bugging him in high school. But it's pretty obvious that a bow tie wearing twerp's masculinity would be under question in the behavioral sink of high school, especially if Tuck was sporting bow ties then.

Media Matters has the full transcript & video, as well as a disingenuous response from Bow Tie Daddy himself. And see Just Another Blog's™ previous take on Tucker.
Photos above & to the right: No one could possibly question this person's macho, could they? And below: How you would live if "mater" were the Swanson heiress. Photo: Daniel Norton.UPDATED LINKS: Yes, we've picked on her (economics is so dismal) but Megatron provides this link to Wonkette's coverage. And Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog™ has a swell image of Tuck & Craig, & plenty on the infamous Mpls.-St.Paul Airport restroom/tearoom. "Two lumps, please."

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