Thursday, November 10, 2022

Meanwhile, In The Fatherland:
Blamin' The 'Bots For Cheesy "CrispyNacht" Promo

Alex Binley / BBC:
KFC apologises after German Kristallnacht promotion  —  KFC has apologised after sending a promotional message to customers in Germany, urging them to commemorate Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken.  —  The Nazi-led series of attacks in the country in 1938 left more than 90 people dead and destroyed Jewish-owned businesses and places of worship. 

It is widely seen as the beginning of the Holocaust. 

The message, heavily criticised for its insensitivity, was later blamed on "an error in our system". 

The fast food chain sent an app alert on Wednesday, saying: "It's memorial day for Kristallnacht! Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!"
If you believe KrautFriedChicken's "bots" story, a previous artificial semi-intelligence.

Wild In The Streets

Watching this was a good distraction from post-Election Day hoopla.The New Yorker took a look at our obsession.Note: There's also at least one private chopper covering this sort of thing, & KNBC-TV Channel 4 has two news 'copters, although only one of their channels has news programming.

Another Human Being Murdered By A Landlord In Hollywood

SHORTER: Kill your fucking landlord before s/he or it kills you!
A person was found dead of an “apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound” today at an apartment complex in the Hollywood area where authorities went to serve an eviction notice, an incident that led to the closure of the nearby Hollywood (101) Freeway for several hours, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

The standoff began at about 8 a.m. in the 2300 block of Cahuenga Boulevard, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

Sheriff’s Sgt. Travis Morrow told reporters two deputies, along with representatives from the apartment building, approached the apartment Thursday morning, and when they knocked on the door and announced why they were there, “they heard a single gunshot come from within the apartment.”

The group backed away and the standoff began. Sheriff’s Special Enforcement Bureau personnel were summoned to the scene, along with officers from the Los Angeles Police Department.

No injuries were immediately reported after the gunshot, but Morrow said deputies were unable to make contact with the person inside the apartment.

Authorities later entered found a person dead of “an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound,” the sheriff’s department reported.

About 9:30 a.m., a section of the nearby Hollywood (101) Freeway in the Cahuenga Pass was also shut down as the standoff continued, leading to miles-long backups in both directions. A window of the apartment where the standoff was occurring looks out onto the freeway.

The southbound freeway was reopened about 1 p.m. and the northbound lanes were reopened a short time afterward.

Why the hell does the Sheriff's Dep't. act as enforcer for the goddam landlords? Let the rent-seeking parasites try to evict someone on their own, w/o armed backup. See what happens then.

On a positive note, at least there won't be another homeless person dirtying our streets, right? (Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't give the civil authorities any ideas about "solutions" to the homelessness problem.)

[MurderNewsLA]

"Public Order" Is Fascist Bullshit, Britain

Bron Maher / Press Gazette:
A UK group says arrests of journalists “might become commonplace” if Parliament passes the Public Order Bill, which may criminalize reporters covering protests  —  Law reform organisation Justice has said the arrest of journalists “might become commonplace” should the forthcoming Public Order Bill pass into law.
Who won that little war you limebags had about 75 yrs. ago? Y'all sure it wasn't Hitler?

Make Up Your Mind, Google

So: "Sizable mid-city park with large lake" or "Small lake with paddle-boats & paths"? Illiterate or brain-dead?

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

From The Crime Blotter

A murder suspect was caught after allegedly stealing a shopping cart jam-packed with laundry detergent in La Verne on Tuesday.

The man was seen bolting out of a Vons supermarket on Foothill Blvd. while pushing a shopping cart filled with over 20 large bottles of Tide laundry detergent, said La Verne Police.

The store’s manager was seen chasing after the man in the parking lot.

When the suspect was arrested, police discovered he was wanted for murder with a $2 million warrant out for his arrest from the San Bernardino Sheriff’s Office.

He was held until detectives from the San Bernardino office took him into custody.

The gallons of Tide laundry detergent were safely returned to the grocery store, police said.

[KTLA]

Birth Of The Beatles

Obvious/Obligatory

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Final Warning: Start Shooting Them Now Before It's Too Damn Late!!

Lauren Pack / journal-news:
Court docs: Man charged in Okeana homicide admitted to shooting neighbor  —  A Morgan Twp. man charged with murder admitted to shooting and killing his neighbor in Okeana on Saturday, according to court documents.  —  Austin Gene Combs, 26, was booked into the Butler County Jail on Saturday night and charged with murder.
Will you be next?

Monday, November 7, 2022

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Astros Fan

"Stos"?

Astronomy

Reminding you daily of your utter insignificance & meaninglessness.

Saturday, November 5, 2022

Kill All The Lawyers, Part II

We noted Thursday the corruption at the State Bar of California. Looky looky, here's more bullshit about crooked lawyer Girardi:
Attorneys for two witnesses called by the State Bar to testify in connection with an internal investigation into whether its own employees may have assisted troubled former attorney Thomas Girardi in escaping discipline over the years say previous settlements in their clients’ cases against the organization bar their appearances.

Although the State Bar petitions refer to both individuals issued subpoenas as “confidential’ witnesses, their attorneys in their court papers filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court identify them as former state bar investigator Thomas Layton and his then-assistant, Sonja Oehler.

Layton and Oehler settled lawsuits against the State Bar for $400,000 and $150,000, respectively, according to the Layton-Oehler attorneys’ court papers. Layton was asked about Girardi during depositions in those previous lawsuits, according to his attorneys’ court papers.

The settlement release language in both cases prevents any inquiries about the employment of Layton and Oehler with the State Bar, including interactions with, or knowledge about, Girardi while they were working for the State Bar, according to their attorneys’ court papers.

This world of shit & pain will not be free of shit & pain until the last sumbitch who wears a suit & tie is strangled w/ said tie. Are you waiting for something?

Fact-Check This!!

Thursday, November 3, 2022

Now Can We Rid Ourselves Of These Meddlesome Lawyers? And The State Bar?

Forty yrs. of crime, & his fellow lawyers let him get away w/ it. Kill them all.
The State Bar of California received 205 complaints against Los Angeles legal legend Tom Girardi alleging he misappropriated settlement money, abandoned clients and committed other serious ethical violations over the course of his four-decade career, the agency disclosed Thursday in response to a lawsuit brought by The Times.

Despite the drumbeat of concerns that began in 1982, the State Bar took no public action against Girardi until after his Wilshire Boulevard firm collapsed two years ago.

As his stature as a trial attorney and political powerbroker grew, officials closed scores of complaints against him without doing any investigation and rejected dozens of others for “insufficient evidence,” the records show. In 13 cases where the agency did act against Girardi, it used “non-public measures,” such as a warning letter, that left his law license and reputation in the legal community unblemished.

Girardi was suspended from the practice of law in March 2021 and finally disbarred by the state Supreme Court in July. Now 83, he has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease and is in a court-ordered conservatorship.

In a letter accompanying the record release, the chair of the bar’s governing board, Ruben Duran, acknowledged “serious failures” by the agency and wrote: “There is no excuse being offered here; Girardi caused irreparable harm to hundreds of his clients, and the State Bar could have done more to protect the public. We can never allow something like this to happen again.”

Complaints to the State Bar are confidential under the law, but The Times petitioned the state Supreme Court for access to agency records about Girardi under an exception that allows disclosure of information if doing so is “warranted for the protection of the public.”

Reporting by The Times has shown how the politically powerful Girardi cultivated State Bar officials, including executives, investigators, prosecutors and judges, with free legal representation, boozy lunches, private plane rides and invitations to glitzy parties.

The agency initially fought the newspaper’s access to Girardi’s records in court but announced last month that it had reversed course after concluding that disclosing the records was “more consistent with its current understanding of its public protection mission and policy of transparency.”

The records released by the State Bar describe the date of each of the 205 complaints, the general violation alleged and its disposition. Of the total complaints, some 155 arrived before the bar took action against Girardi’s law license in March 2021. After the headline-grabbing development, an additional 50 complaints flowed into the agency.

Kelli Sager, an attorney for The Times, said the newspaper would press for additional information from the State Bar because the records released “noticeably fail to include any specifics — including the identities of the individuals at the State Bar who were responsible for handling them — or details about the complaints themselves.”

“This information must be disclosed for the public to evaluate its performance and the steps needed to ensure that this kind of ‘serious failure’ does not happen again,” Sager said in a statement.

The State Bar’s protracted failure to rein in Girardi allowed him to expand his national reputation as a courtroom champion for the little guy, sign up thousands of new clients each year, and become a force in politics and eventually pop culture. A major Democratic Party donor, he socialized with politicians and judges, and was regarded as a gatekeeper for would-be judges across Southern California. One of his greatest courtroom victories became the inspiration for the Oscar-winning film “Erin Brockovich,” and he married an aspiring actress, Erika Jayne, and starred alongside her on the reality series “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

The cozy relationships have drawn concern over whether his influence allowed him to elude discipline for cheating clients and colleagues. Earlier this year, the State Bar revealed that it was conducting an investigation by an outside law firm into whether former employees helped Girardi evade discipline. That inquiry is ongoing.

Girardi’s downfall came after a Chicago law firm, Edelson PC, working with him to represent airline crash victims alerted a federal judge there to millions in missing settlement money. Jay Edelson, the firm’s founder, called the State Bar’s revelations “stunning.”

“What we know now — for the first time — is that the Bar was receiving a constant drumbeat of complaints that Tom and his firm were stealing money for nearly 40 years,” Edelson said. “The Bar spent that time, not protecting the public as it was established to do, but shielding the Girardi Keese firm.”

[L.A. Times]

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Culture War

Major League Baseball hired a law firm ("Madison Watkins") to sing the "Star-Spangled Banner". Never heard of her, although she was identified as a "National Recording Artist" by Fox Sports.

Even if there's no longer any difference between the leagues, we support the N.L. team in the Series if we've no more dogs in the hunt. Between this reporter having spent a long six months living in Houston, which was a shithole then & can't possibly have improved, & the Astros being cheating scum, it wasn't a hard decision. Go Phils!

The City of Brotherly Love's finest:

Let's Pretend!

Desperate Russian Draftees Have a New Battle Strategy—Pretend to Be Dead

With minimal training and scant supplies, the Kremlin’s threadbare forces are going to bizarre lengths to protect themselves in Ukraine.

[DB]