Friday, April 30, 2021
Fuck The Pope & All His Flunkies
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M. Bouffant
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13:59
Shove it, you irrational Papist pukes. Try supporting America, not some furriner in a dress. Th' fucking hell's the matter w/ you dumb clucks?Michael Warsaw / The Daily Register:
100 Days of Disappointments — A NOTE FROM OUR PUBLISHER: President Biden Keeps Progressive Promises …Daily Mail: Washington Post under fire for labelling Biden ‘very Catholic’ and bishops ‘right-wing’ in ongoing battle over pro-choice supportBill Donohue / LifeNews.com: If Joe Biden Were as Pro-Death Penalty as He is Pro-Abortion, Liberals Would Not Call Him “Catholic”Grazie Pozo Christie / National Review: One Hundred Days in, Joe Biden Has Failed to Heed His Faith's Call for Unity
Hitler Dies, Saigon Falls, AP Lies
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M. Bouffant
at
04:30
Hitler commits suicide; Vietnam war ends; George Washington takes oath of office; Louisiana purchase; Willie Nelson born.
Just a note: Sez in the Wikipedia ol' Willie was born 29 April. Yup, from the horse's mouth. Same day as Duke & Swinefield. Well done, AP.Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler commits suicide; End of the Vietnam War as Saigon falls; George Washington sworn in as America's first president; The Louisiana Purchase; Country singer Willie Nelson born.
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Current Economic Slump II
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M. Bouffant
at
20:21
No hope this will ever be a Denny's® again.We've a suspicion that an office tower was planned here, as the gas station next door disappeared a couple yrs. ago & there's a subway stop across the street, but w/ the office real estate market going through post-plague adjustments, it may just become a homeless encampment.
Burning Ignorance
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M. Bouffant
at
01:11
What is wrong w/ these people? How do they get beyond the realm of fact like this?
- Mario Murillo declares that “the Woke agenda in California has killed tens of thousands of businesses, and created a mass exodus from California. And for the first time in history, California will lose a Senate seat and a vote in the Electoral College. Many have speculated that California could turn red, if the trend continues.” For the record, California will lose a House seat due to the census; the Constitution guarantees every state two seats in the U.S. Senate.
[Right Wing Watch]
- Finally, Michele Bachmann complains that critical race theory promotes division because it doesn’t teach that “600,000 people voluntarily gave their lives to extinguish slavery forever in the United States.” Does Bachmann not realize that approximately half of those who died were trying to preserve slavery?
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
The "Mob", Per The Federalist
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M. Bouffant
at
21:54
Does anyone know what this dumb cluck is squawking about? The only "mob" that's tried to "cancel" anything in this country is the collection of sucker-ass chumps, losers, idiots, vicious thugs & Trump-loving racists who stormed the Capitol on 6 January of this yr. attempting to cancel the Presdidential election. Maybe Jordan managed to forget.
Athenians Appropriate Smut's Thunder
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M. Bouffant
at
21:22
Who Most Deserves To Be Stomped By An Elephant? Wayne LaPierre
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M. Bouffant
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20:21
Lying, posing grifter w/ a guaranteed army of sucker-ass chumps. Nice work if you can get it.Mike Spies / New Yorker:The Secret Footage of N.R.A. Chief Wayne LaPierre's Botched Elephant Hunt — The chief executive has cultivated his image as an exemplar of American gun culture, but video of his clumsy marksmanship—and details regarding his Rodeo Drive shopping trips—tells another story.[...]LaPierre’s life style, as described in the deposition, is a stark contrast from the Americans the N.R.A. claims to represent. Lawyers pressed LaPierre about nearly three hundred thousand dollars in payments that Ackerman McQueen made to Ermenegildo Zegna, a luxury men’s fashion retailer on Rodeo Drive, in Beverly Hills, to dress LaPierre between 2004 and 2017. According to an N.R.A. ad, the group’s coalition includes “steelworkers,” “cowboys,” “hard-rock miners,” “swamp folks in Cajun country who can wrestle a full-grown gator out of the water,” “the mountain men who live off the land,” and “the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war zones.”Sarah Polus / The Hill: Video released of NRA chief hunting African elephantErin Snodgrass / Insider: Video shows NRA's Wayne LaPierre shooting but failing to kill an elephant for NRA-sponsored TV show that never airedGrace Hauck / USA Today: ‘Sickening’: Wildlife conservationists outraged after NRA head Wayne LaPierre shoots endangered elephant in BotswanaAidan McLaughlin / Mediaite: WATCH: Secret Video of NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre Repeatedly Failing to Kill an Elephant ReleasedJoe Jervis / Joe.My.God.: Video Shows NRA Head's Botched Elephant HuntBob Brigham / Raw Story: Shocking new video shows NRA's Wayne LaPierre repeatedly failing to kill an elephantAbigail Weinberg / Mother Jones: NRA Chief LaPierre Hunted Elephants in Botswana, Video Shows
Death Cult Nation
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M. Bouffant
at
14:08
[KTTV Channel 11]Shootings in Los Angeles increase 73% during first four months of 2021
Marching Morons On The March
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M. Bouffant
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12:05
Oooh! Oooh! I'm soooo mad!!
See ya later, loser!American Greatness:I Won't Take the Vaccine Because It Makes Liberals Mad — My newly formed and well-developed opinion on vaccines is this: If those bastards want me to get the jab, I'm not going to do it, because it annoys them. — I will never allow myself to be injected with Big Pharma's mass-produced mystery juice …Jonathan Chait / New York Magazine: COVID Is Going Away, and It's Making Some Trump Fans Crazy
Monday, April 26, 2021
Another Disappointment
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M. Bouffant
at
21:55
A few days ago the weather suggested a possibility of rain or showers today. These gray clouds were all we got.
Sunday, April 25, 2021
Marconi, Ella Born
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M. Bouffant
at
04:25
Also this date (Somehow the AP missed it.): Gallipoli Landings.
Saturday, April 24, 2021
Friday, April 23, 2021
Sabbath News
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M. Bouffant
at
17:47
They seem nice.
So do these Republicans. "Religious liberty", anyone?Dozens hurt, arrested in Old City clash as extremist Jews chant ‘Death to Arabs’ — Arab counter-protesters also skirmish with police trying to keep groups apart; 105 Palestinians, 20 officers injured as cops use water cannons, stun grenades against rock throwersAndrew Jose / The Daily Caller: Police Frantic During Chaotic Night Of Restriction Protests, Anti-Arab Riots In JerusalemIsabel Kershner / New York Times: Israelis and Palestinians Clash Around Jerusalem's Old City
Thursday, April 22, 2021
How Dare You?
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M. Bouffant
at
14:44
No shit. Downey's about 12 miles from me, you stupid irritating bastards, but your damn alert woke me the fuck up. If I could find out who is responsible, I'd slit his or her throat. Just where do you get off waking my ass up & scaring me like that, you fucking pieces of shit? Fuck you all in the mouth, & I hope the gas leak killed a lot of people.A broad emergency alert went out shortly after 12:30 p.m., but fire officials say it was sent to a wider audience than the immediate evacuation area.
A natural gas leak is a nice thing for Earth Day, too, you polluting assholes.
Wednesday, April 21, 2021
Th' Hell's This Crap?
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M. Bouffant
at
23:21
Does every schmuck who starts one of these substack things get a shot on memeorandum?
Luppe B. Luppen / Pawprints:Introducing Pawprints — A newsletter from @nycsouthpaw, an internet lawyer dog — Thank you for finding your way here. — Over the years, a surprising number of you have written me very kind notes asking for a newsletter or a blog, hoping in some cases to keep up with what I'm doing …Or is space there for sale?Tim Marchman / Popping Tins:Welcome to Popping Tins — This is a newsletter about tinned seafood; in its inaugural issue, Bela-Olhão Lightly Smoked Sardines in Olive Oil are reviewed. — 5 hr ago — Long written off in the United States as a food of grim necessity when not actively reviled
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
Justice Done!
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M. Bouffant
at
14:18
Guilty guilty guilty!!
Fingers crossed that white people supremacists don't start rioting.
"It's A Hoax": Sack Of Shit Gets Sick
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M. Bouffant
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13:55
Fucking cretinous reactionary moron. Hope it's got a stranglehold on him.
Isobel Lewis / The Independent:Ted Nugent tests positive for coronavirus after calling pandemic a ‘scam’ — Musician Ted Nugent has tested positive for coronavirus months after he said that the virus was “not a real pandemic”. — In his Christmas message shared on social media in December, Nugent called the worldwide crisis a …
Monday, April 19, 2021
Patriotic Freedom & Murder Day
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M. Bouffant
at
04:19
This country is a fucking madhouse."Religious leader" David Koresh. Fuck you AP.
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Paradigm Shift? (Sun. Tab Clearing)
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M. Bouffant
at
21:58
Here are a couple of links for those of you capable of looking at (maybe even seeing) the big picture, & talking pictures for the rest of us.
That clear it up?Press release content from PR Newswire. The AP news staff was not involved in its creation.PRESS RELEASE: Paid content from PR NewswireFirst results from Fermilab’s Muon g-2 experiment strengthen evidence of new physics
The accepted theoretical values for the muon are:
g-factor: 2.00233183620(86) [uncertainty in parentheses]
anomalous magnetic moment: 0.00116591810(43)The new experimental world-average results announced by the Muon g-2 collaboration today are:
g-factor: 2.00233184122(82)
anomalous magnetic moment: 0.00116592061(41)
Robots: Threat Or Menace?
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M. Bouffant
at
20:57
Remember: They are not "alive". They will gladly sacrifice printed circuits & lines of code if your death is the result, puny humanoids!
Click2Houston.com:‘No one was driving the car’: 2 men dead after fiery Tesla crash in Spring, officials say — HOUSTON - Two men are dead after a Tesla traveling in Spring crashed into a tree and no one was driving the vehicle, officials say. — The crash happened at 11:25 p.m. in the Carlton Woods subdivision near The Woodlands.Jonathan Ponciano / Forbes: Driverless Tesla Behind Crash That Killed Two In Texas, Officials Believe
Stop Lying To Me!
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M. Bouffant
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20:17
Have I mentioned I worked for these lying sacks of shit?Fred Smith is very fortunate he's still breathing. One of these days, you glibertarian fuckstick, one of these days.
Over-Promising
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M. Bouffant
at
16:06
Seems highly unlikely a pkg. that left Vegas at 0648 will have reached L.A. "by end of day".Esp. as it's "FedEx SmartPost", meaning that FedEx hands it to the Postal Service for the last drive. 'Though FedEx has completed the job themselves rather than handed it to the P.S. once or twice, so there's an outside chance it'll show when promised. Other than today being Sunday, of course.
Only In America Saturday Night
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M. Bouffant
at
14:21
CNN:3 people were killed and 2 others injured in a shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin, sheriff says — (CNN)Authorities are looking for whoever opened fire at a tavern in southeast Wisconsin overnight, killing three people and seriously wounding two others, the Kenosha County sheriff said.Caroline Linton / CBS News: 3 dead, 2 hurt in shooting at Kenosha, Wisconsin barSamantha Grindell / Insider: 3 people are dead and 2 are injured after a mass shooting in Kenosha, WisconsinAllen Cone / UPI: 3 dead, 2 injured in shooting at bar in KenoshaJohn Bowden / The Hill: 3 killed in Wisconsin tavern shooting
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Friday, April 16, 2021
Once Again, It's "Spot The Loony"
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M. Bouffant
at
19:24
Are there no more psychiatric hospitals? 'Cause this folie-à-deux is a danger to themselves & others.
We're not going to even bother trying to summarize this clip, other than to say that is represents a near perfect encapsulation of the current state of right-wing media. pic.twitter.com/nM4i3emPrp
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 16, 2021
Number One!!
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M. Bouffant
at
16:04
Crikey, have to supply the audio ourself.Dave & Ansell. John Holt:
White Anglo-Saxon Pissants
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M. Bouffant
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14:23
Just what are these "Anglo-Saxon political traditions"? I can think of a few from Germany.Andrew Solender / Forbes:Marjorie Taylor Greene Forming Caucus To Promote ‘Anglo-Saxon Political Traditions’ — Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) are starting a right-wing caucus in Congress that seeks to “follow in President Trump's footsteps,” which could prove yet another thorn in the side …Emily Singer / The American Independent: Marjorie Taylor Greene is recruiting GOP members for white supremacist caucusCeline Castronuovo / The Hill: Lieu to Greene and Gosar: ‘Take your nativist crap and shove it’
Digby digs deeper, & finds fascist architecture, also.
Upholding anglo-saxon architecture by taking a sledgehammer to my house's normandish chimney. How's your Friday?
— Malaclypse (@Mal_A_Clypse) April 16, 2021
Thursday, April 15, 2021
On Your Knees, Democrats!!
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M. Bouffant
at
22:29
And from the "Uh-Mur-Ka: Love It Or Shove It" chorus, the usual whining about The Truth That Must Be Denied.Chris Dunker / Omaha World-Herald:Lawmakers blast North Platte Sen. Groene for ‘racist’ comments during debate — A handful of state lawmakers criticized Sen. Mike Groene on Thursday for what they said was an offensive comment made by the North Platte senator on Wednesday. — During floor debate, Groene inadvertently called Sen. Mike Flood of Norfolk, owner of a broadcasting company, a “media Mongol,” instead of a “media mogul.”Brought to his attention later, Groene said of Flood: “I think he’s got mixed heritage, so that qualifies him as a ... mongrel and he’s aggressive so that does qualify him sometimes as a Mongol.”On Thursday, Lincoln Sen. Matt Hansen said Groene’s comments had prompted several “deeply offended and deeply impacted” constituents in his northeast Lincoln district to contact his office and ask him to address it on the floor.
Noah Rothman / Commentary Magazine:America's Racial Self-Flagellation at the UN Only Helps Rogue States — “Racial discrimination against minorities is a chronic sickness in American society.” — “...the challenges facing the United States in human rights are deep-seated. They did not just emerge over the past four years, such as Black Lives Matter.”Rebecca Downs / Townhall: Biden's UN Ambassador Shamelessly Throws America Under the BusSister Toldjah / RedState: Smug Columbia Prof Demonstrates Ugliness of China ‘Whataboutism’ During BBC InterviewC. Douglas Golden / IJR: Commentary: Biden's UN Ambassador: ‘White Supremacy’ Is in America's ‘Founding Documents and Principles’Joy Pullmann / The Federalist: Instead Of On Their Knees Apologizing For America, Democrats Should Be On Their Knees Thanking God They Live In America
Lincoln, Pol Pot & Johnny Ramone Die, Titanic Sinks, Jackie Robinson Ends Baseball's Racial Divide
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M. Bouffant
at
04:15
Never did, never will.
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Predator Or Carrionfish?
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M. Bouffant
at
13:43
Not impressed unless the sharks kilt the whale.Also: How dare the gov't. tell people where & when they can swim? Freedumbb!!
Lincoln Plugged, Titanic Sinks, Tiger Repeats, Videotape Demonstrated
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M. Bouffant
at
04:14
Today's lovely & talented birthday lady.
Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Today in Philosophy
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M. Bouffant
at
22:25
What does not bore me to death makes me even more irritable.
Jefferson Thomas Born, Poitier Wins Oscar®, Unlucky Monday The 13th For Apollo 13, Woods Wins First Masters
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M. Bouffant
at
13:04
Mr. Poitier is the oldest living Oscar® recipient, at 94, & is still married (since 1976) to Joanna Shimkus.
Monday, April 12, 2021
Senator Stupid Speaks
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M. Bouffant
at
12:36
Who's in charge of you, idiot?
— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) April 12, 2021
Civil War Starts, F.D.R. Dead, First Human In Space, First Space Shuttle
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M. Bouffant
at
12:04
40 yrs. since Columbia went up.
Sunday, April 11, 2021
"The Enemy Within"
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M. Bouffant
at
19:26
Heard this song before?
Let's have a war!Give guns to the queers!Let's have a war!The enemy's within!
Needn't say another word after those three. At least Horowitz is speaking up when they come for the oppressed majority, even if he isn't one himself.John Hinderaker / Power Line:Identity Politics Is Destroying America — David Horowitz has published a new book titled The Enemy Within: How a Totalitarian Movement Is Destroying America. What follows is an excerpt from David's book, published with his permission: — White Male Christians
Lest we forget:
If you bother, watch from (37:55) to (39:32).
Kill The Plague Germs By Burning This Sad Shack To The Ground
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M. Bouffant
at
00:12
A Fence Is Not Enough
Dump this size having three people inside is a super-spreader event.Burbank erects fence around restaurant that has repeatedly defied health orders during COVID-19 pandemicImage (by Dania Maxwell) & headline from the L.A. Times (No shots of the actual fence?); don't arse yourself getting around the paywall, all the meat's here.
You may draw your own disgusting conclusions as to why an American of Armenian extraction who owns a bar would live in Thailand.Tinhorn Flats owner Baret Lepejian, who lives in Thailand while his children operate the restaurant ...
Saturday, April 10, 2021
I Will Cut You, & Your Crummy Battery!!
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M. Bouffant
at
23:17
Earlier this eve. I blew 10% of my Biden Bux on a new 'phone, as frustration at my maybe-two-yrs.-old piece of Motorola crap's refusal to recognize the SD card or even fucking realize the headphones are plugged in took over.
Good thing I did, too, as I decided to make another attempt at re-seating the SD card. Took the case off the 'phone & noticed the damn thing was bulging. (Apparently cheap piece-of-shit lithium-ion polymer batteries manufactured by Chinese slaves in the thrall of Ningde Amperex Technology Limited expand when they're effed up.) Started to remove the back of the 'phone & it almost flew off by itself. And of course the fucking thing won't work w/o a battery, even when plugged into the AC.
Swear to fuck, I will chop this damned piece of plastic shit into smaller pieces & insert every last particle painfully into the keister of the shithead motherfucker who is in charge of this Lenovo® Corporation, also responsible for the gawddam Lenovo® IdeaCentre A340 I own that needed a new hard drive nine months after purchase. Fuck your mouth too, YANG Yuanqing, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer. I'm sure none of these pricks, nor the three bitches among them, are innocent either, so they're all on my list.
Fuck every one of you shitheels to hell. Any of you have the guts to leave China & face me one-on-one to explain your corporate shittiness? Didn't think so. FUCK. YOU!!
War w/ China? I've heard worse ideas. Free the slaves, even if it kills them!!
Friday, April 9, 2021
Greek Prince Pisses Off At 99
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M. Bouffant
at
13:17
El prÃncipe Felipe, el irascible e inflexible esposo de la reina Isabel II, ha muerto. "Irascible & inflexible". Sounds nice.
Civil War Ends; 74 Yrs. Later, The D.A.R. Won't Let Marian Anderson Sing At Constitution Hall
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M. Bouffant
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09:04
Full disclosure: Some of this reporter's ancestors, if not members of the D.A.R., were certainly eligible to be members.
Thursday, April 8, 2021
Two Great Minds, One Hungry Thought
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M. Bouffant
at
21:39
Guy interviewed in the Local Times had the same thing on his mind post-poke as this reporter.
Mike Carson, 39, battled traffic for 2½ hours to get from Long Beach to the campus. He persisted, he said, because he didn’t want to catch “The Rona.”“When they announced on the news yesterday that this was opening up and they have these open spots, I was like, I’m just gonna go and try to get it done early,” Carson said. His only plan after was to go to In-N-Out.
It's Always Something
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M. Bouffant
at
19:44
Had to spend 10 or so mins. "chatting" w/ a moron "virtual agent" & then a not much smarter humanoid agent about the idiots at Spectrum not showing the Clipper game on TNT because they were under the impression the local Clipper outlet was showing it as well. Cretins.
On More Positive Notes ...
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M. Bouffant
at
17:53
Have most people who wanted it been jabbed already?Perhaps not; however, "increased media coverage overnight" jacked up demand, & they've stopped accepting unscheduled walk-ups.
Today also marks 28 days since this reporter rec'd. his J&J poke; may just voyage to Burbank & spend some of those sweet Biden Bucks to stimulate the local economy Train Shack one of these wks.
Other good & unexpected news: Ordered something early yesterday, & was advised not to expect it for two wks. An e-mail rec'd. at 0901 which I didn't see until about 1440 led me to this,& before I knew it this:so it'd been sitting at the door for an hr. & a half. Srsly, FedEx, would it fucking kill you to knock before you run away?
Today's American Scene: More Murder
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M. Bouffant
at
16:41
Good thing the plague is almost done. Now we can resume shooting each other safely.
Troubling Long-Term Trends
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M. Bouffant
at
14:41
Big Picture? No Future For You!
Ha ha. Everything's made of shit & you're all dying. I realized & admitted it yrs. ago; time for the rest of you dipsticks to turn the lights on in your heads.Shane Harris / Washington Post:Intelligence forecast sees a post-coronavirus world upended by climate change and splintering societies — U.S. intelligence officials have little comfort to offer a pandemic-weary planet about where the world is heading in the next 20 years. Short answer: It looks pretty bleak.Julian E. Barnes / New York Times:
U.S. Intelligence Report Warns of Global Consequences of Social Fragmentation
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