Ronald Reagan Wrap-Up: Worst Person In The World TodayEver!!

[INT., SOMEWHERE IN HELL. HARD TO TELL IF IT'S DAY OR NIGHT ... BECAUSE IT'S HELL!!]
Through clouds of smoke outgassing stage right, DR. FREUD ENTERS w/ a see-gar (or a blunt, like the kids smoke these days) so large the Dr. cannot hold it himself, but must push before him a one-wheeled contraption atop which rests the giant smoke. He speaks:

"Zo. Hiss dementia started much earlier zen belieffed, und opviously betveen 1948 und 1961.
I suggest offen mitts to keep him from clawink zee staff."No excuse at all to run this even deeper into the groundits grave,because "Dutch" would be a phony show biz prick had I never shouted word one about him.
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Two-word Shorter: Amiable dunce.

Plus, a (slightly) alternate title: Ronald Reagan Wrap-Up: Worst Person In The World Today & Forever!!

(You know you're bored well beyond numb & almost seven yrs. on beyond zebra when you're getting this meta, a stupid concept & a probably not entirely accurate use of the word/concept but unless I'm mistaken this is the iNternet, & the first rule of my iNternet is "Whatevs ...")