Monday, December 9, 2013

Karma Kontinues In A Sick Society

We'd ordinarily call for immediate & mandatory sterilization of unspeakable losers who, according to a neighbor, "... had guns; they've carried them in public on their side, they've got permits for them and I just thought they always were a little bit more responsible than that," but the problem has been solved, & w/o gummint interference:
Police responded to the scene after 6 p.m. where they found the boy inside the home suffering from a gun shot wound to the head. The child was then rushed to Riley Hospital for Children in critical condition and later died of his injuries.

Investigators have indicated that they believe the child accidentally shot himself in the head after he pulled the gun off a kitchen counter.
The greatest threats to the youth are always from their relatives & houses, the family being a corrupt & bourgeois institution.
Investigators have indicated that they believe the child accidentally shot himself in the head after he pulled the gun off a kitchen counter.

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Indianapolis Metro Police Department Lt. Christopher Bailey said that detectives are reviewing evidence to determine if any criminal charges need to be filed.
Jesus fuck-tuck-tucking Christ on a stick, shouldn't these fucking assholes at least be arrested & arraigned, whether or not the usual "tragic accident no one but Nostradamus or any sensible human over five could have predicted" bullshit defense is invoked & Killer Mom & Dad aren't tried in court?

When will these United Snakes start regulating child bearing & raising as we do automobile ownership & use? Let alone when do guns start getting the same treatment as cars?

In the meantime, as long the Second Amendment allows fools like this to walk the streets w/ their mini-weenies hanging out, I should receive a free gun from the gov't. (We could call them "Obamaguns"!!) so I may defend myself from paranoid honkies when the police aren't around. And paranoid honkie-dom being the default police condition, I need to be protected from the police as well as this society composed of armed & nervous cretins.

Maybe there should be a Westboro Bab-tiss sort of thing, where people who murdered their children by leaving them unattended near loaded weapons are protested & picketed until they use that gun to kill themselves. Let justice be done, we say!!!

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

OBAMAGUNS™

That's pretty awesome. I think you should put it up at the House of the Missing Thers. (Given all the snow we've had out east, he could still be without electricity or some such.)
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

P.S.:

TOM KLUDT – DECEMBER 9, 2013, 2:10 PM EST2830A Kentucky man just needed a place to set his gun while he relieved himself in a restaurant restroom on Sunday, but the toilet paper dispenser may not have been the best choice.

The unidentified man was using the restroom at Fazoli's restaurant in Elizabethtown, Ky. when he set his pistol atop the dispenser. The weapon slipped off the dispenser and shot the man in the leg.
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M. Bouffant said...

Safe & Insane Editor:
Gotta love that these people have never heard of the safety.

Course if I thought I had to be strapped to go somewhere safely I'd think several times before going there. The important word being "think."

mikey said...

It's fair to note that modern Gen III autos don't have an external safety.

And children are a societal problem in their own right and perhaps should not be protected and venerated at the level we seem to see.

Jeezus would probably have cut them in twain for a hoot & a holler...

M. Bouffant said...

Plays W/ Guns Editor:
Don't keep up, but had a feeling safeties weren't what they used to be. So shouldn't an internal safety be less easily disengaged?

And the child veneration: Unintended consequence of med. sci. making two births per couple enough to continue the species. Back to 18th century childhood mortality rates, I say!!

See also the Chinese & their little emperors.