A fish stick & a lump of fish-like product encased in gluten & grease are not adequate compensation. Rotten bastards.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Consumer Report
Son of a bitch! Van de Kamp's® (Distributed by Pinnacle Foods Group LLC, Cherry Hill NJ 08003+3620 USA) has fucked us. Just look at this:The packaging promised us 10 "beer-battered fillets"' we rec'd. only nine. (Five of which we'd et before realizing we'd been rooked.)
A fish stick & a lump of fish-like product encased in gluten & grease are not adequate compensation. Rotten bastards.
A fish stick & a lump of fish-like product encased in gluten & grease are not adequate compensation. Rotten bastards.
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6 comments:
"Flounder. You fucked-up. You trusted us."
Looks like you're enjoying your granite countertop at least.
when i ate that kind of stuff i got gorton's
The question is whether you received, by weight, the amount of fish that you paid for.
My guess: Yes.
- Badtux the Weighty Penguin
Eatin' Editor:
Weight not volume indeed, & we'd guess yes as well, but after this breach of trust who can say?
Gorton's offers the a very similar 10 B-B Fillets, but their pkg. contains five or six grams less for the same price. (Could that be their profit margin?) No taste or quality diff. that we can discern.
Not-Eating Editor Adds:
Not granite. Same plastic crap that's been there four-&-a-half yrs.
There are a couple more or less two ft. square remnants sitting on the side of the bldg., but that's too big for a chopping board, & too much sweat to get inside.
CORRECTION:
Further research by our fishy editor has revealed that the weight difference is a full 25 grams in favor of Van de Kamp's®. We apologize for any confusion.
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