Report Report [UPDATED]

Greatest threats to America's survival? There are more or less three. [At this point, sometime early Sunday evening, we lost all interest ...]

Those amused enough by the paranoid fantasies of the right will click directly to the web-site of America's Survival, Inc., those unamused will move along. We simply haven't the will to recap the whole thing; the mere idea of coming up w/ something half-clever gives us a headache, but the conflation of Commies (still a top three threat, but known as Marxists because it's been 20+ yrs. since you know what collapsed) & Islamic idiot terrorists for a threat comfortingly nostalgic yet ripped from today's headlines is too amusing to ignore. We also found denial of blowback amusing. It was entirely the fault of the commies that Bin Laden was equipped & financed. 35 pages of .pdf on that from "Lenin and Shariah.com," where

Topics include: Obama's Saudi connection, Muslim communism, the Marxist-Islamist nexus, communist exploitation of blacks, Soros funding of Marxist groups, the dangers of foreign propaganda channels like Al-Jazeera and Russia Today, and the War on Cops.

Threat numero 2.5 is the homos. (Doubtless they too are aligned w/ the Marxists; we simply haven't gotten that far, & may not.)

FOX NEWS GOES GAY. Mocking the Fox motto of "Fair, Balanced and Unafraid," America's Survival, Inc. (ASI) is officially releasing a new report on radical changes at Fox News that should cause great concern to pro-family conservatives. The new report is titled,"Unfair, Unbalanced and Afraid: Fox News" Growing Pro-Homosexual Bias and the National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association. ASI President Cliff Kincaid, a veteran journalist and media critic, said, in releasing the report, "Pushing Sean Hannity out of the 9:00 p.m. slot, to make way for pro-homosexual advocate Megyn Kelly, is another sign of the channel's left-ward drift and decline."

Must-read reporting. 92 pdf pages of it. Lotta words from the homo-obsessive Peter LaBarbera (Who makes up these names?) but he figures that righteous homo-hatin' (The Truth, he calls it.) would be all over the papers if it weren't for the "gay propaganda" lobby, which has somehow caused radical change at FOXNews.

Strange Bedfellows

Not sure how Kincaid (The P.O. box address makes this reporter suspect this is a home-based operation Cliff runs all by himself. Shearing the sheep in his gig as director of the Accuracy in Media (AIM) Center for Investigative Reporting must not be enough to keep Mrs. Kincaid in her accustomed style. No one else in the bio section.) reconciles Putin's continuing advancement of Marxism w/ Putin's scapegoating activities.

And here we type screw it, screw Cliffie Kincaid, & screw the old people whose Social Security checks Cliffie helps himself to once he's scared them closer to death than they already are. We got nothing clever (We're just pained.) & if some of those paragraphs up there are unfinished or unpolished, we provided links, surely you all know the jokes & can spot the extra-idiotic (Mere idiocy is no longer even slightly remarkable.) by now ...

W/in secs. (that turned to hrs.): Oh Lord of the Hebrews, we beseech your imaginary fairy ass to damn this all to hell; we forgot a couple of other links. This is a sausage link:

Maybe Americans consider the VOA Russian Service to be a mere relic of the Cold War, unnecessary in free Russia, but in fact it has been one of the last sources of independent information for Russians. It has irritated Russian authorities. Putin has managed to close it with the Americans’ hands.

On the other hand, Russian propagandist TV channel “Russia Today” is very active in America. Nobody is going to close it or to transfer it to the Internet, as was done with the VOA Russian Service.

Russian-American cooperation is one-sided. Only Russia is getting benefits from it.

America is enjoying euphoria of victory over Communism in the Cold War, but Russians say the war is still going on.

According to American logic, Communism should have been replaced with democracy and all its attributes like human rights, independent media, division of power, and all the others. And it has really taken place in the East European countries of the former Soviet bloc, but not in its core, Russia. Now, there is only one attribute of democracy, all the others have been destroyed by Putin. It is private property. But if this property is large enough, it should be approved by the government, or the government will ruin your business.

Anti-Americanism has become the basis of Russian foreign policy nowadays. Hatred of America is hatred of democracy.

'Zat so? On Bizarro World, maybe; in these United Snakes voter suppression is all the rage. And trending.

This would be the missing link. (Mock, Paper, Scissors readers will recognize the creepy "Coach Dave.") And no, this won't be on the final so you don't have to watch.Cliff, dude. (We know he's a "dude" 'cause of the Goldberg goat he & many others in the reactionary community sport. Just saw a damn preacher on the screen, as a matter of fact. His well-trimmed goat was dyedcolored a black that doesn't occur in nature.) "When the commies & the homos come looking for you" was a joke in 1983.So what's the sitrep 30 yrs. later, nimrod? They taken over yet? Plenty of chances, two two-term Democrat [sic] Presidents could have just surrendered to the Soviet Union. Except there weren't any Soviets by then. (Those Presidents & others having surrendered our jobs to the Chinese, there's not really any point in surrendering to Beijing. And how is their Marxist-Leninist purity these days?)

Conclusion

What we most wanted to share, yet forgot. Cliff is so hard core that he not only disavows the Enlightenment, he wants to go pre-Council of Nicea: